Bad Backs: Stars Whose Careers Were Cut Short
NEW YORK, NY – It’s somewhere around 5AM and my ****ing back is out. It’s flocking killing me – pardon my French. Can’t sleep, and […]
Keith Hernandez
Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes
*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]
Keith Hernandez, Baker Mayfield, Cowboys and Duane Brown
NEW YORK, NY – It was a wild week in the sports world, from tennis (sorry to see Nadal injured) to hoops (Google the Nets) […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Support Groups for Yankee Kids, the Kirk Cursed, and Other Sports Afflicted
NEW YORK CITY – At long last, we’ve been having some fairly great weather here in the Northeast. This past weekend I was invited to […]
Where Obama, Fauci, Fitty & McGregor Flopped, Gallagher’s One Pitch & Seinfeld Made A Sour Season Suddenly Sweet
NEW YORK, NY – It was a one-hopper to the plate, delivered by a wily right-hander and fielded cleanly by the veteran backstop. There was […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Autumn in New York with the Yanks, Zach Wilson, and Mex
BRONX, NY – Welcome to the first official day of Autumn, the best season of them all. I suppose if you live in Yuma or […]
News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In
“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]
Another Open Letter To Steve Cohen From Mets Fans
NEW YORK, NY – In case you’ve been in a cave or coma, the New York Mets Baseball Club has been sold. Fred Wilpon, his […]
Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr
“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]
Big Ben Tuesday: A Controversial Look-Back at Five Fired Sports Pundits/Contributors
MTM HQ – Last week, I ruffled some feathers and got a stern text from Short Matt. It really pissed me off (not really, but […]