Legit Mets’ Hyping or Lipstick on a Pig?
the 2026 Mets remind me of when I would put a piece of tape over my ’98 Crown Victoria’s yellow warning light on the Long Island Expressway
Keith Hernandez
Mets Defying Science – Winning Ugly, Knicks Winning Cautiously
NY WHO, the Mets keep hanging around games long enough for somebody to poke a two-out RBI single through the right side and suddenly Keith Hernandez is talking about
Sunshine, Skenes, Shea Park, Seats Than Livvy Dunne: Mets Open with Queens-Sized Win
And yeah, it was that Paul Skenes. The flamethrower. The future Dodger swing-starter. The guy everyone came to see, like his girlfriend Livvy Dunne who was squirming in her seat BEHIND us.
Angry Ward Wednesday: Losers on Long Island, Mets Stick with Mendy, and Yanks/Sox Goes Down to the Wire
Mendoza might want to start with telling Juan Soto he can take the field when everyone else does next year, and not a minute late like some diva. That’s not curing the bigger problems, but it’s a start.
Retire #8 Two Times in Flushing: Yogi and The Kid
FLUSHING, NY – With the retirement of the number 5 being the latest celebration of the New York Mets’ past, will number 8 be next? […]
Out with the ANAL, In with the Ol’ Skool!
NEW YORK, NY – The two New York teams had some interesting experts chime in their views on the Post Game Show this past week. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Monken’s Still a Dope, NFL Ratings Dip, and Other Football Stuff
Ryan Day is a world-class hair-colorer. Wowza! I’ve seen more natural looking hair, eyebrow, and facial hair at an open-casket wake.
Bad Backs: Stars Whose Careers Were Cut Short
NEW YORK, NY – It’s somewhere around 5AM and my ****ing back is out. It’s flocking killing me – pardon my French. Can’t sleep, and […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes
*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]
Keith Hernandez, Baker Mayfield, Cowboys and Duane Brown
NEW YORK, NY – It was a wild week in the sports world, from tennis (sorry to see Nadal injured) to hoops (Google the Nets) […]