Angry Ward Wednesday: Another Dong Derby for Pete Alonso, The Braves Show Off Their Organ, and *The Steelers Might Have Herpes

July 13, 2022 Angry Ward 0

*The Steelers and Nets do not have herpes as far as we know – this is sports comedy, not fact. NEW YORK, NY – Anyone else […]

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Keith Hernandez, Baker Mayfield, Cowboys and Duane Brown

July 10, 2022 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It was a wild week in the sports world, from tennis (sorry to see Nadal injured) to hoops (Google the Nets) […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Support Groups for Yankee Kids, the Kirk Cursed, and Other Sports Afflicted

May 18, 2022 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK CITY – At long last, we’ve been having some fairly great weather here in the Northeast. This past weekend I was invited to […]

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Where Obama, Fauci, Fitty & McGregor Flopped, Gallagher’s One Pitch & Seinfeld Made A Sour Season Suddenly Sweet

October 2, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It was a one-hopper to the plate, delivered by a wily right-hander and fielded cleanly by the veteran backstop. There was […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Autumn in New York with the Yanks, Zach Wilson, and Mex

September 22, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Welcome to the first official day of Autumn, the best season of them all. I suppose if you live in Yuma or […]

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News-Worthy, Story-Rich Mets Kept/Keep Sucking Us Back In

September 18, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

“Hold on to your hats, we’re in the 9th.” – Bob Murphy NEW YORK, NY – There were many nights growing up, through the crappy […]

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Another Open Letter To Steve Cohen From Mets Fans

October 24, 2020 Matt McCarthy 2

NEW YORK, NY – In case you’ve been in a cave or coma, the New York Mets Baseball Club has been sold. Fred Wilpon, his […]

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Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr

September 26, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: A Controversial Look-Back at Five Fired Sports Pundits/Contributors

September 1, 2020 Ben Whitney 0

MTM HQ – Last week, I ruffled some feathers and got a stern text from Short Matt. It really pissed me off (not really, but […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Zona Wieners, Sour Giants, and Other Sports Food Outlets

April 29, 2020 Angry Ward 0

WHATEVER, USA – It’s exciting to hear that parts of the country are opening up again, giving people in places like Apalachicola and Driftwood Beach the […]

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