NFL Hits, Shohei Ohtani And Save Water, Drink Beer!
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I got more notice this week than I did last week. However, I have been back to doing some serious work […]
New England Patriots
Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Rob Gronkowski, Buffalo Sabres, Aaron Boone, New York Yankees, Alabama
WEST PITTSTON, PA – Folks, there’s no intro or lede this week. I’m jumping right in to some hawt taeks. I’m wasting no time. Enjoy. […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: Cris Collinsworth, Baker Mayfield, NBA, Championship Weekend
WEST PITTSTON, PA – First thing’s first, Aaron Rodgers would have most-definitely outplayed Brett Hundley Sunday night against the Pittsburgh Steelers, Cris. As the Steelers […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Food, Sad Fans, Game Notes
MARLBORO, NY – The holidays are officially here and I hope all of you in Mattville had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It is the time of year […]
What The Hell’s Going On Out Here?! Buffalo Bills Edition
WEST PITTSTON, PA – Well, that was fun. So the Buffalo Bills haven’t made the playoffs since I was seven. The year was 1999. A […]
Muy Caliente! FREE NFL Picks, NFL Nuggets by Cheesy Bruin in Mexico City!
MARLBORO, NY – I’m on an epic 16-4 (80%) run over the past five weeks with Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks here at Meet The […]
FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders
depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy […]
Zeke Elliott Suspension, Aaron Hernandez’s Brain and Stupid Thursday Night Uniforms!
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – So it is 10:30pm and I get a call from a partiall-drunk Short Matt. He needed a Friday pinch hit […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: McAdoo Out, Melo Meh, Bob McNair Does Nothing – It All Adds Up
BRONX, NY – People, you haven’t lived until you’ve overseen long division and multiplication homework for your fourth-grader. If Eli Apple showed even one-tenth of the […]