Tag: New England Patriots
Monday Morning Rainman: AFC Rundown, NFC Rundown, College Playoffs
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday once again, fans. Yours truly is batting Lead-off for a murderer’s row of pundits this week and we’ll kick-off by going back into the past with the results/repercussions from yesterday: AFC & NFC Standings & Playoffs. Plus The final College Football Standings and Playoffs. AFC Rundown: The Ravens […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes and Banter
Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser? Beaten by the Queen of Hearts every time. Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser? He’s a loser but he still keeps on trying. –The Little River Band BLOOMINGBURG, NY – You just can’t ignore lyrics like this oldie but good, especially if you’re a gambler. For NFL […]
Big Ben: Christmas Caroling Around the NFL: Traditional Songs for Teams, Players, Coaches
The North Pole – Thanksgiving was late this year, so we have to get into the Christmas spirit with the haste of the boy outside of Scrooge’s window sent to buy the prize turkey. I’m here to help. Let’s go Christmas Caroling Around the NFL. I’ll Be Home for Christmas Maybe the New York Giants […]
Monday Morning QB/Rain Man: Jets Still Jets, Big Pats Loss, Prime Time Buffalo Bills
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday everyone. Reading the comments from Cheesy’s predictions is always funny, especially the ones he calls right – like the Jets-Bengals game. However, even without his predictions it was an eventful day in football especially the AFC East, which will be the focus of today’s discussion. On the menu […]
Monday Morning QB/Rain Man: Jets Win 3 Straight, Gore Passes Sanders, SF & NE Win
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Once you are in the Monday morning slot and it is football season, you are now, unavoidably, a Monday Morning QB. Sure, Ben Whitney and Angry Ward get to watch more games and highlights than me but they have their set days, so I am your signal caller today and […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Banter
BLOOMINGBURG, NY– Thanksgiving is days away. It’s a time for indulging. Okay, overindulging. I’m gonna try and do my part for you degenerate gamblers and give you an extra helping of so-so advice on how to handle this week’s menu of games. We here at MTM are thankful for the people who visit our site […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Chargers, MLB, and Tanking Teams Think Too Much
BRONX, NY – Before I get going on like my billionth post for this site, I want to direct anyone who didn’t happen to read Ben Whitney’s very funny piece yesterday to do that right now. It was truly stellar. For everyone else who has to write this week, don’t worry, I’m here to lower […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Zeke Ztill Ztinks, Fizzy Going Flat, Polar Bear Named ROY
BRRRONX, NY – The Northeast has gone from 70 degrees on Halloween to Ice Station Zebra in a matter of a couple of weeks. The cold isn’t for everyone, but I sure don’t mind. Bring it on! If I didn’t enjoy seasonal change I’d live in some hellscape like Yuma. Watching the Packers and Panthers […]
Big Ben: Making Sense of the NFL Landscape; Lamar Jackson, Raiders, 49ers
STAMFORD, CT – Will the real NFL contenders please stand up… please stand up… please stand up. Just when we think we have the NFL figured out, Week 10 comes along and shakes it up. I’ve come to make [a little] sense of this NFL landscape. Or not. Moving on Up Well, Lamar Jackson put […]
Sports in 2023: $$$Sickening MLB Contracts Vs Beer Money, Fan Attendance
NEW YORK, NY – Four years from now, in a town about 35 miles beyond the Yankee Stadium Affordable Zone, the following conversation will likely be held between MeetTheMatts.com alumni/current staff, looking back on the $$$Sickening MLB Contracts signed way back in 2019: Junoir Blaber: [Half-paying attention while typing on very old Blackberry] Hey man, […]
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