Tag: New England Patriots
Grinding Ax Edition: New Look NFL, Same Old LeBron
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – With much vitriol and political utterances forcibly served up to football fans, the NFL attempts to placate it’s card-carrying members while biting their nails, hoping that we hang around. Can college football and hoops get here any faster? While the verdict on how much the league will lose must wait until season ticket […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Go With It or Nah, That’s Horse Sh!t – Week One Knee-Jerks
STAMFORD, CT – Week 1 of the NFL season is usually pretty tough to predict. Throw in no preseason, no fans, players opting out, and plenty of player and coach movement, and this one was even tougher. We saw some expected dysfunctional teams looking quite functional (Jax, Wash), some powerhouses looking powerful (NO, Balt, KC), […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. Klyer, Kyle, Kliff, Colts, Rivers, Reich
SHOHOLA, PA – I’m dog-sitting in this very sleepy Poconos locale after a neighboring canine made a jailbreak from its home and took a bite of my sweet Sadie’s front leg. But today I’m helping you take a bite out of your bookie… with the return of Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. FAVORITE At this […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: The NHL, Yankees in Hell, and Here Comes the NFL!
BRONX, NY – On Labor Day my friends and I had our 2020 Fantasy Football Draft. It was chock full of surprises, super sleepers, and the kind of insightful football info you can only get from a bunch of rapidly-aging white guy losers. I can’t wait to tell you all about it! Just kidding. You’ve […]
Big Ben: Covid-Ranting, 77 NFL Players Test Positive then Negative, Election Day Meteor
WARREN, VT – I’m on vacation in Vermont. I saw a bear banging at the dumpster right by our condo. She was large. And I just read that 77 NFL players Tested Positive for the Coronavirus. Crap, the season is in trouble! Er, hold on. It seems that a Jersey lab screwed up. They were […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Black Baseball Players, Better Football Uniforms and Let’s All Hate the Islanders Again!
NEW YORK, NY – With sports being played in the afternoon, people getting shot right and left, and sharks taking the beaches back and biting people in half, my long wait for a return to 1970s normalcy is over. Can the re-pornification of Times Square be far behind? Let’s hope so. And, since we’re rethinking and […]
Sports Rain Man: NY Mets, NY Jets, NY Rangers, Carole Scarsella’s Buffalo Obituary
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… Sports are definitely back in the post COVID way. It is weird abbreviated version but at least WE GOT SPORTS! It gives us something to talk about rather than the woeful response from the World’s [Alleged] Most Advanced Country. Anyway, here is what is on deck for today: […]
Patty Nice Gets Paid, Bruins Get Stick Shafted in NHL Playoffs
SHOHOLA, PA – My apologies to the staff here at MTM for last week’s alcohol-induced absence. It’s somewhat of a good thing when your birthday is two days before the birth of America but there’s hell to pay when the holiday weekend is over. Speaking of over, I couldn’t get over the fattest sports contract […]
Poison Ivy League, Funday With LJ, Sid Luckman, Miami Heat or… Cream?
PRINCETON, NJ – When you are running a sports website of passionate sports pundits working “for the love of the game,” rising with the sun and turning the phone on can often be like a less macho version of Russian Roulette. You never know if the chamber is full until you rifle through texts/emails to […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, News & Nuggets… Week II.
SHOHOLA, PA – Out of the gate with a 3-1 record is a good feeling, as San Fran was the only red mark last week. But I’m not resting on the quick start as I aim for perfection with today’s gems. Strap in, here are Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, News & Nuggets… Week II. […]
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