Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, New NFL Kickoff, Sixers Sign Olympian
NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy, Monday! The #Olympics are over. Now we wait for the 2024 Paralympic Games, while we wait for American sports to […]
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Mets, NL Wild Card, Giants Preseason Reaction
PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings. Let’s get right into today’s topics: Mets, NL Wild Card, Giants Preseason Reaction Mets After a rough stretch the Mets […]
Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions
PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]
Angry Ward: What Would it Take for You to Abandon Your Favorite Team?
NEW YORK, NY – Due to circumstances beyond my control, my family has gone off on the final vacation of summer without me. So, more […]
Big Ben: French Pole Vaulter Turns Heads, Yanks Pen Troubles, NFL Bust Watch – Drake Maye
PARIS, FRANCE – The summer went by faster than Greg Luzinski eating a hot dog. The Olympics are done, baseball is coming down the stretch, […]
Grifol Out As Sox Skipper, Giants Preseason Reactions, Mets Big Series Win!
NOTE: The New York Mets are now just 6.5 games behind the New York Yankees. PORT JEFF, NY – It’s been a minute. [Exhaling] Let’s […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Trump Shot! It’s a Hard Knocks Life, NY Giants
Stamford, CT: Did anything unusual happen over the weekend, I was at a silent ayahuasca retreat. Okay it was a drinking binge. Fine, I was […]
For MLB Players Who Wanna Be Like Mays
WHITESTONE, NY – In the NBA everyone wants to be like Mike, as in Michael Jordan. Over in the MLB everyone wants to be like […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Gentleman’s Sweep for the Celts… Panthers, Too?
SIESTA KEY, FL – Sometimes you put a strong rooster in the fight, but you still get trampled by a bigger cock. That was the […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks Feeling Swell, Knicks and Rangers Doing Well, and the Giants Land Their QB
NEW YORK, NY – Welcome, one and all, to another wonderful Wednesday in the very merry month of May. There’s a lot going on in […]