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Eli Manning Retires, New York Mets Hire a New Manager

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SPANISH HARLEM – On Wednesday, the New York Mets and the New York Giants received some big news for their respective teams. Eli Manning decided to retire as a Giant instead of testing free agency, which should make you happy if you’re a big fan of his. For the Mets, they finally found a manager […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Derek, Zion, Freddie, and Super Bowl Ready

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BRONX, NY – I’m back from self-imposed exile and, to borrow from legendary sports enthusiast Barry Manilow, ready to take a chance again. There’s plenty to talk about today, and none of it involves a bunch of absolute losers in Virginia who like dressing up as G.I. Joes but would piss themselves silly if they ever […]

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Cha-Ching For Titans Tannehill, NFL Playoffs, FREE NFL Picks

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s cold outside in much of the USA, including 3 of the 4 cities with teams remaining in the NFL Playoffs. Our plan is to sit on the couch and drink some great craft beer, dip some chips in some salsa and Tweet annoying tweets to Brodie Van Wagenen, the GM […]

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Go To Blazes Carlos Beltrán, You Tommy Two Face SOB

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HELL – In this world, the Devil doesn’t wear Prada. He wears Mets orange & blue. And down here, the line to get into this very popular nightclub, Eternally Damned, is rife with the Amazins’ colors, largely for things these doomed denizens did after their failed Flushing purgatory. Case in point, Carlos Iván Beltrán – […]

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Big Ben Whitney: Dissecting and Digesting a Delightful Divisional Round

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The Road to Miami: Well it’s Tuesday. And like the dairy farmer said to his delivery guy, I’d better churn something out. It was a hell of an entertaining weekend in the NFL and it’s time to break it down. Big Ben is here to help dissect and digest a delightful divisional round. Giants Tangent […]

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Can’t Miss Kid: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Playoffs Picks, News & Banter

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Amazin’. Not the Mets, but Derrick Henry. A week after feeding him the rock thirty-four times against the Patriots, he’s at it again as I pen this post against the ten-point choice Baltimore Ravens. A sixty-yard run capped off by a jump pass touchdown? Smash mouth meets schoolyard football – gotta love […]

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Yoenis “Wild Boars” Cespedes, Whitney Mercilus, Richard Sherman, J.J. Watt

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NEW YORK, NY  -It’s dreary Saturday here in the Big Apple and yours truly is drearily hungover after being over-served at a business “lunch,” followed by a quick trip to Birdland and then to *PBR Night at The Garden. But we’ve got work to do here, people, so let’s get to today’s topics: Yoeniss “Wild […]

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Clairvoyant Matt: Bold Sports Predictions for Giants, Mets, Knicks, Rangers, Celeb Pundits

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WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – A very Happy New Year to you my friends! As the days between the years come to an end we all slide into an uncertain future. What will tomorrow bring? What will the coming year bring? Where will we be in ten years? Well, fear not I have seen the future […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Lifeless in Met Life, NY Giants Post-Mortem on a Suck-Fest Season

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – It was another rough Sunday for the New York Giants and another miserable season is mercifully over. With a chance to dash the playoff hopes of the hated Eagles and give the fans at least a taste spoiler schadenfreude, the G-men again fell short. The Eagles, despite a rash of injuries, […]

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Monday Morning QB: Regular Season Standings and Playoff Picture

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday people! Congrats on the final column of the year for me. Working at MTM is indentured servitude without ever making the necessary amount to win your freedom… But I am rambling, so let’s get to the final NFL Regular Season Standings and Playoff Picture. Regular Season Finales The […]

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