Angry Ward Wednesday: Forget Brangelina – Sports Divorces We’d Like to See

September 21, 2016 Angry Ward 9

BRONX, NY – Writing this on Tuesday night and I’m sure management is pissed about that. Tough darts, Matts. Anyway, the big news today was that […]

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Tuesday Titillation: Slow Your Roll Yankee Fans, NY Giants Knee Jerk Reaction, Feisty Mets

September 20, 2016 Ben Whitney 12

NEW YORK,  NY – As the Yankees season was being bashed into the night by Hanley Ramirez, repeatedly, a friend said to me, “it’s all house […]

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The Most Entertaining Man in Sports: Fat, Old Bartolo Colon

September 17, 2016 Matt McCarthy 9

FLUSHING, NY – The MLB’s Oldest Man doubles (pun intended) also as its Fattest Man. Without question, though, Bartolo Colon is also The Most Entertaining […]

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Puck Heads Prep for Hockey World Cup, Yankees Lose, Jets Win

September 16, 2016 Different Matt 10

MOOSE JAW, SASKATACHEWAN – We’ve waited a long time for meaningful hockey since the Stanley Cup Finals. It’s been an even longer wait for those […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Giants O, Giant Rugby Kid, Die Hards – I Don’t Get it!

September 14, 2016 Angry Ward 15

BRONX, NY – The Inwood Piper’s Kilt is closed, the Mets and Yanks are somehow still in the playoff hunt, LA has another mega-million flop […]

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Beer Money, Mets and Yanks Party Crashing, Giants and Jets Mixed Reviews

September 12, 2016 Ben Whitney 9

WESTCHESTER, NY – I don’t think my wife appreciated the Homer Simpson butt print in our couch, but it was a great sports weekend. With […]

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Bills Fans Panic, Rodgers Back, Giants Dodge Bullet

September 12, 2016 DJ Eberle 5

WILKES-BARRE, PA – Ah, where to start? I know many of you are wondering how I’m holding up after yet another Buffalo Bills loss. Probably […]

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Grinding Ax NFL Kickoff Edition: Broncos Buck Pouting Cam Recap, NFL Picks

September 10, 2016 GrindingAx 7

“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!“ LAKEWOOD, NJ –  The Cousin Card has been played again as Small Matt emailed me last-minute to […]

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Defending Terry Collins? Shaq to Yanks? Tebow has Pigs Flying

September 9, 2016 Matt McCarthy 11

NEW YORK, NY – It’s official. Pigs are driving our stunned air traffic controllers bonkers, as they are indeed flying. Things we never thought we’d […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Cash-Churning NFL Picks; Von Miller Plays Chicken, Naked Luck, Kneeling Kaepernick

September 3, 2016 Cheesy Bruin 4

SARASOTA, FL – Last week I lamented the quick passing of August and also gave my Win Total Over/Under NFL Picks. Two of the four […]

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