HIDE YOUR WOMEN, CRO-MART IS COMING
“Did the rabbit die?!” NEW YORK, NY – The recent NFL free agent and trading period brought a former Pro Bowl cornerback with a made-for-the-tabloids […]
New York Jets
BUT I WANTED TO SLEEP IN…
By Rex O’Rourke Little Rock Arkansas – I don’t know if anyone’s heard but a team formerly known as The Titans is playing a team […]
I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES
by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how […]
JAY EEE TEE ESS, FANS, FANS, FANS
By Rex O’Rourke, Stony Point, N.Y. – I have to admit it. I love Jets fans. They are among the most loyal in the land […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS
NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]
2010, A FOND LOOK BACK
by West Coast Craig LOS ANGELES, CA – Had enough of predictions, reviews, previews, and lists surrounding a completely symbolic unit of time? No? Well […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: FAMOUS MISHEARD SPORTS QUOTES
NEW YORK, NY – We’re taking a break from our regularly scheduled holiday-themed columns to bring you this sensitive think piece on the spoken word. […]
GO ASK ALICE WHEN SHE'S TEN FEET TALL
By Rex O’Rourke The Mayo Clinic – Let’s face it. It is one stressful sports world. It’s stressful for the players, management, fans, media, and […]
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
By Rex O’Rourke The Swamp in Joisey With my wife out for dinner with friends, and cats Yogi and Scooter by my side, I settled […]