Francisco Lindor MVP, NL Wild Card Race

August 25, 2024 Jacob Sternberg 0

PORT JEFF, NY– Greetings, here’s what we’ve got for today. Lindor MVP, NL Wild Card Race Lindor MVP? The Mets beat the Padres 7-1 Saturday night, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tempered Metspectations, A Giants/Vikes Snoozefest, and Another Holmes Mystery

August 21, 2024 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – These days I’m finding it increasingly difficult to occupy my mind with sports. Apparently there’s this thing that happens when you get […]

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Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, New NFL Kickoff, Sixers Sign Olympian

Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, New NFL Kickoff, Sixers Sign Olympian

August 19, 2024 Junoir Blaber 0

NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy, Monday! The #Olympics are over. Now we wait for the 2024 Paralympic Games, while we wait for American sports to […]

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Mets, NL Wild Card, Giants Preseason Reaction

August 18, 2024 Jacob Sternberg 0

PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings. Let’s get right into today’s topics: Mets, NL Wild Card, Giants Preseason Reaction Mets After a rough stretch the Mets […]

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Hawk Tuah, Grimace, OMG

New York Mets Armageddon: Hawk Tuah Haliey Welch vs Grimace… and Starting Pitching

August 16, 2024 Matt McCarthy 0

FLUSHING, NY –  It’s one thing to lose a series to the one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball. To do lose a […]

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Aaron Judge Hits 300th, Mets Must-Win Series, NFL Divisional Predictions

August 14, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

PUBLIC ADDRESS ANNOUNCER: “And now, pinch-hitting for Buddy Diaz… Jackson Sternberg!” PORT JEFF, NY – Greetings and salutations everyone, FSS (Fake Sandy’s Son) here to […]

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Angry Ward: What Would it Take for You to Abandon Your Favorite Team?

August 14, 2024 Angry Ward 1

NEW YORK, NY – Due to circumstances beyond my control, my family has gone off on the final vacation of summer without me. So, more […]

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Sports Rain Man: Mets Update, Olympic Gymnastics Scandal, Random Olympic Thoughts

August 12, 2024 Junoir Blaber 0

NIAGARA FALLS, NY – Happy, Monday! It’s mid august. We are getting closer to Back To School Season and the 2024 Olympics has been completed. […]

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Yankees Pride is Poo Poo

BRONX, NY – The New York Yankees portray themselves as a totally vanilla corporate team. The grooming policy is well known: no long or facial […]

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Giant and Mets win... Yankees lose!

Grifol Out As Sox Skipper, Giants Preseason Reactions, Mets Big Series Win!

August 9, 2024 Jackson Sternberg 0

NOTE: The New York Mets are now just 6.5 games behind the New York Yankees. PORT JEFF, NY – It’s been a minute. [Exhaling] Let’s […]

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