Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose
SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]
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My Bloody Black and Gold Valentines: Cheesy Bruin, Cupid and Boston Bruins
BOSTON, MA – If there’s anybody who knows of love’s carnage, it’s the holder of scars from two unsuccessful marriages… like yours truly. While it […]
Giants Win, Pete Rose Loses, OBJ Dominates, JPP All Thumbs?
MIAMI, FL – As I watched Jason Pierre-Paul slog through last night’s shocking victory by the New York Football Giants – and contemplating the Pete […]
Alex Rodriguez Peed Yogi’s House; Yankees Won’t Pay Him, Wally Backman
“Alex Rodriguez peed on our house!” – Carmen Sucart, wife of Yuri-former A-Rod cousin, confidant, steroid mule. YOGI BERRA MUSEUM, LITTLE FALLS, NJ – As […]
Pete Rose Back in Baseball? Not on My Watch
YALE UNIVERSITY, NEW HAVEN CT – When Pete Rose decided to buck convention back in 1989, he did so with a level of arrogance and […]
Home Run, Hit Kings: Alex Rodriguez & Pete Rose Cooperstown Worthy?
BRUINSVILLE, NY – A WWF wrestling script couldn’t have been penned any better than what was revealed recently regarding Alex Rodriguez. The villainous A-Rod returns […]
Pete Rose and Hall of Fame, NFL Predictions, Real Eli Manning
REAL TOWN, USA – Now that the MLB Elitist Crony Club has celebrated the Silver Anniversary of its banishment of Pete Rose from Major League […]
WWE Hall of Fame Aint Just For Wrestlers: Sports Stars and Celebs in the Ring
SUPLEX, USA – This past week Hollywood lost one of its longest tenured performers, Mickey Rooney. Another actor/entertainer/sports star, James Hellwig, passed away as well. […]
Spring Training Guest Instructors Barry Bonds, Jim Leyritz and the Great Piazza!
GRAPEFRUIT LEAGUE – One of the grand traditions of Cactus and Grapefruit League action is that often Spring Training Guest Instructors are brought in mostly as […]
VIDEO: Yankees Start Fight Between Reds Fans & The Matts
FLUSHING, NY – The deceivingly dormant détente that has existed since Ray Knight of the New York Mets pummeled Eric Davis of the Cincinnati Reds […]