Angry Ward Wednesday: Paul George Stinks, Aaron Rodgers’ Pyramid Scheme, and Other Notes from the Abyss
NEW YORK, NY – Another wonderful Wednesday has rolled around. Joy. I’m back from vacation and out of excuses, so I better get to it. […]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Exciting New Coaching Opportunities for Allen Iverson, Steve Bannon, and Others
BRONX, NY – And, we’re back. The royal “we.” You know… the editorial… Anyway, some new sports sh!t has come to light, man. We’re full into […]
I’M SURE BROOKLYN CAN’T WAIT TO GET EM
by Dr. Diz “What exit?†GUN BARREL CITY, TEXAS – Certain unmistakable and unique things come to mind when someone mentions Jersey. The Sopranos. The […]
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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: GO PLAN THAT 2013 VACATION
By Philview and the Phanatic UNDERGROUND SHELTER, PA – Nothing important today, just the end of the world! Oh, haven’t you heard? Yes, it’s coming. […]
FORREST GRIFFIN & INJUNS SWEARING
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, live on free TV, for every woman, child and man to see, there will be a woman swearing – and nobody […]
GREAT NEWS! LOTTERY WINNER NEAL WANLESS NOT PLAYING AGAINST YOU!
WINNER, S.D. -Yesterday, the nation’s newest megamillionaire was identified up here as 23-year-old rancher Neal Wanless. Seems Neal won $232,000,100.00 in the local South Dakota […]