CELEBRATING MEXICAN… STUFF
by Dr. Diz FORT WORTH, TEJAS – Cinco de Mayo was last night, and numerous celebrants were out in force to mark the victory of […]
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IT WOULD MAKE ANGELS CRY
by Junior Blaber MYSTIC RIVER, MA – Reading about our adorable ret@rded New England neighbors to the north – in Jillian Brooks’ Boston 101 column […]
FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS
by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TEN SPORTS COMMANDMENTS (MOSTLY)
MT. SINAI, EGYPT – Sick of the weather and in need of some sun, I took the MeetTheMatts.com assignment to high tail it to Egypt […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]
HAPPY-HAPPY, JOY-JOY: THE UNHAPPIEST STATE
FORT WORTH, TEXAS – (15th happiest state in the nation). In a survey of over 1.3 million people across the country by the Centers for […]
IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS ME
by Junior Blaber “I can deal with the despair, but it is the hope that kills me.” I stole that pearl of wisdom from a […]
ROCKTOBER: WHEN FANS TAKE PERSONNEL PERSONAL
BRISTOL, CT – Summer’s over, which Mama Nature thunderously hammered home during the recent baseball games in the Bronx and Philthy. Yet, we needn’t be […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: OTB = OMNIPOTENT TODDLER BETTING
CHURCHILL DOWNS, KY – It’s Thursday AM and I’m writing this post in advance because I might be headed to the no-internet zone by this […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: BIG SHOWDOWN OR BIG LETDOWN?
by Philview and The Phanatic THE CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE, PA – EXCITEMENT! ELECTRICITY! RIVETING DRAMA! What do these three things have in common, you […]