Tag: Ron Burgundy

The Puck Stops Here, Says “The Finnisher.” New Gretzky, Isles On Cup Trotz. NHL Playoffs Nuggets

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY– Amid all the chaos in this world and the passing of Tom Seaver, which Matt McCarthy covered so eloquently on Friday, later that day we were all reminded and treated to why sports fans tune into live games. There were two Stanley Cup Game 7’s where both Vancouver and Colorado clawed back from […]

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Snow-Jobs and Sports Fill-Ins: Tom Brady, Russell Wilson, Lou Gehrig, Jeury’s Familia, Dak Prescott

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NEW YORK, NY – Okay, so Lonnie Quinn & his cronies got it right – we got some snow. But once again, we were led to believe we were going to die by story-inventing icarnations of Ron Burgundy reading weather reports. While we think Quinn actually does work – as his rolled-up sleeves (aka Jim […]

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Fantasy Baseball Lineup To Stay Away From & DJ Eberle Proves He is Funny

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SOMEWHERE ON THE MASS PIKE – Not only does the month of April mean our beloved Yankees and Mets are back in action, but it also means that fantasy baseball is up and running once again. At this point, most fantasy baseball leagues are three weeks in, which mean’s that some fantasy owner’s may be […]

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Free Week 12 NFL Picks plus Rex Ryan, Dawg Pound and

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BULL FROG FLATS, TN – Selections over the last four weeks have been nothing short of blazing with an 11-5 record against the spread. As a result, have ridden the wave to an overall mark of 27-16 (63%) for the year. The bad news today comes from an inner voice usually flowing with confidence and […]

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Dumb Celeb Athletes: Heed my Advice

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ST. LOUIS, MO – There are few things more annoying than news headlines about Athletes/Celebrities involved in gun crimes.  After weeks of speculation, Aaron Hernandez has become the most recent imbecile that has busted a cap in someone or something.  Look, I am a country boy and a card-carrying member of the NRA.  But I […]

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