NFL Nonsense, Ralph Wilson, Geno Smith with Flavor Flav, NHL Blasts

October 11, 2014 Junoir Blaber 22

“I was not properly prepared by the staff to play in that game“- Michael Vick EL BARIO, BRONX – Your Righteous Deacon Blaber has had […]

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NFC Least: Red Giants, Skins Underachieving, White Eagles, Offensive Cowboys

October 9, 2014 GrindingAx 30

NEW YORK, NY – The NFC Least, after five weeks of uninspiring NFL football, has many prognosticators  pulling out their  Mulligans after their original predictions. Many, […]

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What the Buck! Clayton Kershaw Cursed! ESPN Kills America’s Pastime

October 8, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 25

CHAVEZ REVINE, CA – I know that by the middle of October most of our regular readers have turned the page from Baseball to the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Rebels, Royals, Unicycles, Lasers, and Hair Pulling. Yeah!

October 8, 2014 Angry Ward 30

BRONX, NY – Was thinking of asking Management for a break from the column this week but I was pretty certain what their response would be, […]

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Unwatchable! Jets Must Cut Woody Johnson

October 7, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 28

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – My esteemed colleague West Coast Craig passed on the opportunity to discuss the J-E-T-S yesterday. So, being the unfortunate next man […]

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Battle of the Playoff Storylines

October 6, 2014 West Coast Craig 17

HOLLYWOOD, CA – A good story enhances sports, particularly in the playoffs. Pundits are always touting “storybook endings,” or saying things like “Hollywood couldn’t script […]

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Week 5 NFL Picks and Predictions for Giants, Jets, Falcons, Chargers

October 5, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 28

LAS VEGAS, NM – October, the month where NFL domestic abusers pay homage to women’s plight against breast cancer by displays of pink shoes, towels, […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Awful Week for NFL, NCAA, and HS Football, plus MLB, NBA and NHL Quickies

October 4, 2014 Junoir Blaber 22

“It was a miscommunication between the staff and myself” – Brady Hoke EL BARIO, BRONX –  This has been a tough week of stress from […]

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Bucky Brings It With Orioles, NY Rangers Get Younger

October 3, 2014 Different Matt 23

NEW YORK, NY – Well, it looks like Buck Showalter is not messing around this post-season, as the Orioles ran roughshod over the Tigers in […]

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Bill Belichick is a Big Fat Idiot; NFL Should Take Off Hoodie

October 2, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 21

KANSAS CITY, KS – The one game, loser go home American League Wild Card Game ended early Wednesday morning with the Kansas City Royals winning […]

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