Alabama v Notre Dame; Much More Than Bible-Banger v Touchdown Jesus
FORT WORTH, TX – I just love that commercial on ESPN, the one where everyone down in Bama ends their sentence with “Roll Tide” including […]
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2013 Sucks: No Hockey, Giants or Jets
NEW YORK, NY – I hope everyone’s New Year’s resolutions are still going strong. Mine are shot to sh*t already. And hopes of a resolution […]
Resolution! Help For Fired NFL Coaches
FAT CITY, USA – Population: Me. Happy New Year, people. I trust, if you’re reading this, you made it through the night relatively unscathed and […]
The Big Least: Big East Struggles, Plus College Football Picks
They came from Syracuse way…with names like Brown, Mackey, Csonka, McNab and Harrison. From down Pittsburgh way with Marino, Dorsett, Fralic, Ditka. Warner, Ham, Harris […]
Surprise: Rangers are Good, Jets and Giants are Not.
Surprise City – We are more than a quarter of the way through the NHL season and the Rangers definitely do not suck. Going into […]
CLOSING TIME: MARIANO CLOSES IN, METS CLOSING UP
THE Bronx, NY – We’ve had a stellar week of columns so far and I’ve been charged with closing out this winning work week here […]
FLYING BALLS: BREAKING DEREK JETER’S BALLS
“We now had the chance to break Derek Jeter’s balls.“ The Bronx, NY – You would probably have no way of knowing, but I used […]
BURNETTOLOGY AND A-RODS POKER FACE
Lavallette, NJ – Wednesday night the Yankees were all over the White Sox’s Gavin Floyd, torching the righty for ten runs in 2.1 innings. By […]
WHAT YOU MISSED DURING THE MTM BLACKOUT
The Interweb – For better or worse, the site is back up and running. Since we’ve come back online, the usual suspects have been conspicuously […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED
LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those […]