Tag: Steve Cohen
Sports Rain Man: NY Mets, Fire Gase And RIP RBG
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… I can’t believe it is only late September. I doubt anyone can point out to me a longer year we have ever experienced. But time has no meaning; this is the worst timeline and we need to fire the script writers for the past 9 month. Anyway, enough […]
Sports Rain Man: Bills Fan Pain, NY Mets, RIP Toots, Get Well The Dude
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… You know most of time when you’re fired, you’re not allowed to come back to work and the boss is not allowed to keep asking you for reports. But things are different here at MTM. After being fired from the regular Monday slot due to my inconsistencies of […]
The deGrom Rule, Knicks Misery, J-Rod & Mets, San Diego PEDSdres?
COVID, NJ – Yesterday, Buddy Diaz wrote about doing away with some of baseball’s unwritten rules.So today, I’d like to suggest adding a rule or a stat, rather. On Tuesday, the Mets’ Jacob deGrom allowed zero runs and got a [another] no decision for his efforts because the bullpen imploded behind him. Fortunately for the […]
Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets
COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the return of actual sports seems just around the corner, today I bring you news on the mighty New York Metropolitans, the proud NL NYC Ballclub. Not only do the Metsies […]
Fizzless Knicks, Mets Fans Purgatory, Thank You Eli Manning
NEW YORK, NY – After spending an hour and a half dealing with Sprint incompetency, yours truly was able to locate the phone he dropped while walking the dog after midnight. Was I a bit drunky-face after being out with the ^TUBAS (Touring University [at] Buffalo Alumni Side)? Yes. But Jesus H. Christ, Sprint requests […]
Replacement Matt: Notes for New Mets Owner Steve Cohen and Bobby Bonilla
WEST BROOKLYN, NJ – Yes kids, Santa has come early this year and granted all the good little Mets boys and girls wishes… The Wilpons are selling their stake in the team to the man who will be the wealthiest owner in all sports. No more penny-pinching and dumpster-diving. No more being just good enough […]
The New York Mets Get a Makeover? and Zack Wheeler Signs a New Deal
SPANISH HARLEM – Fans of the New York Mets got some good news on Wednesday but much like anything that happens for the Mets, there is a downside to that news. Steve Cohen has negotiated a deal that will leave him as the majority owner, yet it won’t go into full effect for another 5 […]
Sandy Alderson Failing Up, Albert Poo-Holes, Conforto Conundrum, Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr
“Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose.” – Jean-Baptiste Alphonse Karr (1848) ARKVILLE, NY – The above quote is attributed to JB A-Karr, the French novelist & satirist and translated as “The more things change, the more they stay the same.” What’s it got to do with today’s topics? Plenty. So let’s get to: […]
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