ANATOMY OF A SUPERBOWL
by West Coast Craig MIAMI, FL — As The Matts so graciously pointed out last week, it takes a real man of courage and conviction […]
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HOLY HANGOVER: SUPER BOWL SUNDAYS SUCK
COMMON SENSE, USA – Is there anything worse than going to work on Monday morning with a hangover – aside from going to work with […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WILPONS
NEW YORK, NY – For those of you non-Mets fans out there, I’m sorry for this departure from sports-in-general to focus on our own personal […]
THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
IS BASEBALL BROKEN???
by Different Matt HOT STOVESVILLE, USA – Well it’s cold, and snowy and the calendar is just one page long. There’s a new Lackey in […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS
WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]
DECADENT AND DEPRAVED… AND AWESOME!
By West Coast Craig ARCADIA – I saw a “Phillie” win a World Championship on Saturday. No, I’m not beating a dead horse here, it […]
FAVRE IS TO HAMELS AS REGGIE IS TO RYAN
Congrats to the NL Champions! Once again, they’ve proven the NL East is the toughest division in baseball! Now, let’s get to the real story… […]