Tag: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Angry Ward Wednesday: I Have Not Come Here to Bury the NFL… for Once. Plus Kevin Durant Goes Corona
PALM BEACH, FL – Greetings from God’s Waiting Room, which may be forced to relinquish that title, given the current pandemic. It’s getting weirder by the day on planet Earth and in these United States. I mean, if we’re going to be forced to live out a bad 1990s “everyone’s gonna die” movie, at least make […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Wild Spins of the NFL QB Carousel are Coming- Brady, Rivers, Tua, Burrow
Location Classified: As the deadly Cononavirus ravages our species, or as the whole world overreacts to a wimpy pseudo flu, depending on who you ask, we here at MTM must soldier on. With the draft about 45 days away, my eyes are turning to football. The NFL’s QB Carousel is about to be swinging like […]
Big Ben Tuesday: Lifeless in Met Life, NY Giants Post-Mortem on a Suck-Fest Season
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – It was another rough Sunday for the New York Giants and another miserable season is mercifully over. With a chance to dash the playoff hopes of the hated Eagles and give the fans at least a taste spoiler schadenfreude, the G-men again fell short. The Eagles, despite a rash of injuries, […]
Big Ben: Christmas Caroling Around the NFL: Traditional Songs for Teams, Players, Coaches
The North Pole – Thanksgiving was late this year, so we have to get into the Christmas spirit with the haste of the boy outside of Scrooge’s window sent to buy the prize turkey. I’m here to help. Let’s go Christmas Caroling Around the NFL. I’ll Be Home for Christmas Maybe the New York Giants […]
Sports Xmas Presence: FREE NFL Picks plus Best/Worst Sports Gifts
NORTH POLE – ‘Twas the week (and a day) before Christmas and all through the sports-book house, not a degenerate gambler was stirring, not even a mouse. These FREE NFL Picks were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Cheesy Bruin soon would be there. With tales of Christmases from his youth he’d […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Specials and Movies
NEW YORK, NY – Christmas is less than 2 weeks out, Hanukkah is already underway, it’s not too late to catch up on all of your required holiday TV special and movie viewing. This year they’re offering a whole host of sports-slanted takes on some time-tested classics. Here’s your one-stop programming guide to all the feel-good […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks; Giants, Jets Crapping The Bed In Other Ways
MARLBORO, NY – The Jets crapped out in the 4th quarter again last week and a few days later, the Giants crapped on the best quarterback they’ve arguably ever had. Seriously and sadly enough to New York Football Giants fans, the J-E-T-S have a better shot at wiping themselves clean in the very near future. […]
FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders
depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy Lineup for this week. I am forced, due to Tampa Bay shelving Jameis Winston for a “few weeks” and Derek Carr’s bye week, into starting New England backup QB Brian […]
Turn Back The Clock with Cheesy Bruin: FREE NFL Picks, Cheerleaders, NFL News
MARLBORO, NY – Doesn’t everybody feel refreshed, having gained an extra hour of sleep last night as a result of Daylight Savings Time? When I hear the words “turn back the clock” this time of year, all I envision are the 1977 Topps baseball cards with the same sub-heading that I collected as a kid. […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Mishigas, Gronk Goes Gulfing, and Nothing About the NFL Draft
PALM BEACH, FL – So, the NFL Draft is tomorrow night, and I’ve kinda been laying off writing about it. For one, we’ve got other guys here like Ben Whitney, Buddy Diaz, and Junoir Blaber, who have more to say on the subject than I do. Also, no one wants to hear a Viking fan’s take […]
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