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Hit After Hit, Luis Arraez Sucks!

Arraez simply sucks. That is what has been put out there by these ANALytical morons who are in charge of the game today. These so-called experts

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The Fall of MLB: An ANAL-lytical Shame

NEW YORK, NY – As this summer quickly comes to an end, the verdict is in; the game of baseball is in trouble. The MLB […]

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Angry Ward: Bye to Cable, Hello Kim Ng, Boring Golf, and the Metspocalypse

June 21, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – I recently cancelled my cable service—the one James Dolan used to own—because two separate customer service agents were completely unable to process […]

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Covid-19 Fever: Three Best Players To Wear 19. Gwynn and ???

April 4, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – If the viral global virus that has all of us staring at each other, sizing one and other up and down, […]

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Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose

June 16, 2016 Matt McCarthy 17

SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more […]

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Famous Sports Mouths: Ali, Cosell and Tony Gwynn?

April 12, 2015 Cheesy Bruin 11

NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the beginning of Oral, Head and Neck Cancer Awareness Week, which ends on April 18th. This is a cause […]

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Meet The Matts Radio: Nets Owner Bashes Kidd, Mets GM Brags, Bobby V Rants

July 17, 2014 Matt McCarthy 25

NEW YORK, NY – It’s not every day you get a subpoena from Charles Rangel requesting your presence in Washington D.C. as a subject matter […]

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Cancer Survivor Salutes Smash Hit Tony Gwynn

June 22, 2014 Cheesy Bruin 14

SAN DIEGO, CA – As a player over a twenty season career, his batting average was ten points higher than Wade Boggs and Rod Carew. […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: Tony Gwynn, NBA and World Cup Recap

June 21, 2014 Junoir Blaber 14

“Imagine if Tony Gwynn had played in New York. If he was a Yankee, he would have gotten much more publicity and recognition for how […]

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Tony Gwynn and Teddy Ballgame? YES. US Open and Soccer World Cup? NO

June 19, 2014 Fake Sandy Alderson 18

NEW YORK, NY– So my 83-year-old Father-in Law comes by the house on Sunday for a little Fathers’ Day celebration and BOOM! All hell breaks […]

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