NY Mets Mickey Mouse Management Plops Poop on Terry Collins, Fans
FLUSHING, NY – The part of Queens that the team calls home says it all. Flushing. And the terlet (as the locals say) tank can’t […]
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Cheesy Bruin’s 50 Year Sports Retrospective
MARLBORO, NY– Today marks the first day of my 50th year on this earth and when you get to be this age you pretty much […]
Hate Expensive MLB Games? Cheesy Bruin Tells Minor League Hudson Valley Renegades Tale
MARLBORO, NY – I’m far from a cheap sonofabitch, so let’s just say I’m frugal and quite happy living without a fancy lifestyle. There is […]
Did New York Mets Leave Hearts with San Francisco or is Dynasty in Making?
FLUSHING, NY – After going undercover as civilians Wednesday night, Short Matt, Tall Matt and Replacement Matt got to mingle with John & Joan Q. […]
My Bloody Black and Gold Valentines: Cheesy Bruin, Cupid and Boston Bruins
BOSTON, MA – If there’s anybody who knows of love’s carnage, it’s the holder of scars from two unsuccessful marriages… like yours truly. While it […]
Leah Still, Biggest Hockey Crowd Ever, Bald Black NHL Fans, Alex Ovechkin
“She is a living, breathing reminder that every day is a win, every moment a special triumph“- Martin Rogers, USA Today columnist. NEW YORK, NY […]
LA Sports: Pujolos, Monkey Butt, Dodger Dog Or Magic Johnson?
BURBANK, CA – Sorry folks, I know the Knicks staved off the inevitable last night, and the Rangers have a pivotal game five with the […]
Undistinguished Gentlemen: Here’s To The Loser Siblings
INWOOD, LONG ISLAND – Since I’m sometimes referred to as the Chuck of Happy Days here, part of me always wants to feel bad for […]
CURLING IS COOL
By Rex O’Rourke Vancouver, British Columbia – I like the Olympics; particularly the Winter Games, since they occur in the sports dead zone between football […]