COOKIE’S CORNER: 10 Reasons Why The Yanks Make The Playoffs
SAG HARBOR, NY: I’m out here in tony Keith Hernandez Territory, fighting through this column and my last triathlon of the season. Racing the Mighty […]
West Coast Craig
Alex Rodriguez Goes Back To School
LITTLE JACK: …and the car smelled like throw-up the whole way home. TEACHER: Thank you, Jack, that was very…visceral. Alex, would you like to go […]
Yankees vs Dodgers at Chavez Ravine: Pedals to the medals
The Yanks were at Chavez Ravine for the third time since inter-league play began in 1997 last week, and your humble West Coast reporter got […]
British Invasion: American Family Hosts Soccer Hooligans
LOS FELIZ, CA -The WCC kids were in an AYSO soccer camp this week, and being the kind-hearted suckers we are, we agreed to become […]
Hallelujah! It’s NFL Preview Time!
HOFSTRA, NY – The most recent heat wave had me eating refreshing tomato sandwiches with salt and mayo on Kaiser rolls, so as to do […]
Mad As Hell Hockey Fan
BOSTON, MA – After watching the first few games of various NHL playoff series, I’m starting to channel my inner Angry Ward as my efforts […]
Florida Running Spring Break, March Madness & Baseball?
REDNECK RIVIERA – It’s that time of year again; late March when half the country is starting to feel like summer and the other half […]
Cookie’s Corner: Sports Celebrity Extractions
NEW YORK, NY – Cookie here. Another two weeks pissed away. It’s still winter and I’d like to behead, skin and EAT that f*cking groundhog […]
Dad Recaps Oscars, Gets Son Into Rugby
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Maybe because I’m into my cups of The Knob, but I’m kinda enjoying these Oscars with Seth McFarland (who gets almost as […]
Can A Magic Johnson Stick It To San Fran & MLB
HOLLYWOOD, CA – The MLB soap opera ended after the courts and the McCourts ended their marriage and team ownership woes. Two billion dollars and […]