Angry Ward Wednesday: Zeke Ztill Ztinks, Fizzy Going Flat, Polar Bear Named ROY
BRRRONX, NY – The Northeast has gone from 70 degrees on Halloween to Ice Station Zebra in a matter of a couple of weeks. The […]
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Big Ben: NYC Free Agent Moves; Rangers Bag Big One, Knicks Come Up Empty, Nets Feast
MSG, NYC – The New York Knicks failed to land a big fish in free agency and settled for a bunch of guppies. After trading […]
I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES
by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how […]
L.A. PLAYS CHICKEN WITH THE NFL
by West Coast Craig SAN GABRIEL VALLEY – It’s been fifteen years since Georgia Frontiere and Al Davis became so upset that SoCal taxpayers refused […]
KANGAROOS COULD FIX YOUR TEAM
BYRON BAY, AUSTRALIA – When the news of the preposterous yet history-making loss by the New York Metropolitans – the snake bitten baseball club in […]