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Wade Phillips, Knicks, Mejia, NBA All-Star Game, Monty Williams

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EL BARRIO, LA BRONX – Although, the cold weather froze my Super Pinkys off this week and I would rather be under the comforter with a flask, I felt the need to step out in the cold climes of Mattville to write, since Short Matt had to fill-in the last two days. So, I’d rather […]

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Weekend At Bernie’s: Brooklyn Dodgers, O’Malley Made Bernie Sanders

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BROOKLYN, NY – While researching material for yesterday’s piece, The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates, we came across the story of how the Brooklyn Dodgers and Walter O’Malley basically made Bernie Sanders into the man he is today… by tearing his heart out. WTF (What The Frog), right?! How did an old Jewish Vermont […]

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The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates

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CHEW SPIT, SC – Unfortunately, some of our material didn’t survive the cold New Hampshire winter, as a few Presidential Candidates whimpered home with frostbitten extremities and fr0zen hearts. And with Chris Christie, The Round Mound of Trentown (Trenton doesn’t rhyme) out of the mix, our topic –  The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Worst Sports Month is a Gulag For Everything

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BRONX, NY– The Super Bowl is over… and it sucked. Pitchers and catchers don’t report for another couple of weeks. Hockey doesn’t get truly important for a while. The NBA should just go ahead and give Golden State the trophy already. The weather here in the Northeast is still gray and cold with a 50% […]

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Broncos Bustin’ Madison Avenue Manning? Or Just Greedy SOB?

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FORT COLLINS, CO – As Peyton Manning began racing across the Levi Stadium grass as time expired, you’d think he’d be sprinting towards his wife, kids, parents or hell, even brother Eli. After all, he had just won his 2nd Super Bowl, in what most think was his last NFL game. Wanting to share the […]

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Super Bowl Losers: It’s All Fun and Games Until You Lose the Super Bowl

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – It’s rare when the Young -N- Fun team wins the Super Bowl; the ‘69 Jets, the ‘74 Steelers, the ‘81 Niners, the ‘85 Bears (though they did have the grand old Sweetness) and maybe that ‘01 Patriot team (though “fun” isn’t quite right). I’m sure I’m forgetting a couple, and while the Panthers were […]

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