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Big Ben Tuesday: Grim Days for NY Football, the Giants Should’ve Drafted Nelson, not Samchize Darnold

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Turd City, USA: We’re through NFL Week 10 and the cream is rising to the top. Or in the case of the NY teams, the fecal matter is sinking to the bottom. Look out Giants, the Jets elbowed their way back into the race for the City’s foulest pile of dung, with a massive stinker […]

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Bryce Harper and Manny Machado, Who Should The Yankees Sign?

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SPANISH HARLEM – The long awaited 2018 free agency is finally here, the fans and media have talked about this free agency as one of the best in years. The New York Yankees organization even reset their luxury tax issues for just that reason. They didn’t overspend last off season to be able to go […]

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NFL Notes, Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Bill Parcells and a Skunk.

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MARLBORO, NY – This is Pepe Le Pew reporting from the epicenter of the stench that is Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks here at MTM. Our prognosticator took the Golden Sombrero last week as he whiffed on all four of his selections, dropping the season mark to a miserable 15-21. Enter me, the smelly mammal […]

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Rain Man Rants: Josh McCown, Knicks Doing It Right And Dez Bryant

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS: Hey did you hear about the beer chugging TD celebration by that CFL lineman? Of course you did because we talked about it here already and it is all over TV. This is the challenge of writing on Saturday but I did some digging and found a few gems. On the menu for […]

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Yankees Bring Back CC Sabathia and Brett Gardner BUT Was It The Right Move

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SPANISH HARLEM – As you can tell, I will be speaking about CC Sabathia and Brett Gardner, they were both signed by the New York Yankees this past week and to most fans, it may feel like nothing has changed in Yankeeland. You might be right about that but I will debate these moves and […]

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Mets Hire Jerry Maguire, Beer-Chugging Lineman Jon Gott to Giants?!

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NEW YORK, NY – From beer-chugging lineman to too-cliched-for-Central Casting GMs, this is one helluva time for sports punditry! Let’s pop the trunk, lift the hood and kick the tires on this thing, shall we? Let’s look at the Mets hiring Jerry Maguire -aka Brodie Van Wagenenenen, and the Ottawa Redblacks‘ Jon Gott. Show Me […]

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Angry Ward Weekly: Ski Lift Sex, Warriors Seats, and Other Stuff I Need Before It’s Too Late

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BRONX, NY – I’m writing this on Monday night, and this will be posting the day after the Midterm Elections, so I’m really not sure that anything in sports really matters enough to mention today. No matter which way last night’s results went, I’m not really psyched about the way the world is trending these […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Beer Chugging Canadian Shows the No Fun League the Way

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Stamford, CT: The “No Fun League” is at it again, relentless in its quest to piss me off. Sure, they took the shackles off and have allowed some fun celebrations, but there is still plenty of stupidity to go around. Battle of the GOATs Let’s start in Foxborough, where a couple of GOATs had a showdown. […]

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Old Farts Brees and Brady with Dope Derring-Do Antics for Saints, Patriots

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NEW ORLEANS, LA – Two words for Drew Brees and Tom Brady (though that latter’s is a bit more about team than man): WOW. Okay, maybe that was just one word but it’s succinctly sufficient. For something NFL-related to get this Old Fart excited these days – or these last 5-20 years (who keeps track?), […]

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NFL Notes, Cheerleaders, Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks

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MARLBORO, NY –  Everybody loves winning and I did just that last week as I was long overdue to break a horrendous streak of winless weeks by going 3-1 on my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks. The record now stands at two games under .500 at 15-17 for the season. Here are the selections that […]

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