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Mets Are Done, Put It In The Books

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Replacement Matt found this New York Mets script in an abandoned typewriter. INT DAY: JEFF WILPON sits at an oak desk strewn with papers, a mirror with white powder and a .45 automatic near his Mets Helmet Pen Holder. WILPON obviously hasn’t slept for days. His mane resembles that of a drowned rat, his eyes […]

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Breaking Brady: Tom’s Unseen Facebook Draft

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FOXBORO, MA –  Tom Brady’s statement on Facebook reacting to the NFL’s decision to uphold its four game suspension has certainly been garnering attention. I have obtained this first prevaricated draft from his maid. Here it is” “I’m pissed off that the NFL had the balls to suspend me. I’m F’ing Tom Brady – who can do no […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Of Mice and Men and Mejia

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BRONX, NY – So, it seems as though New York #Mets reliever Jenrry Mejia has been suspended for 162 games after testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs for the second time this season. Yes, you and I both read that right: Mejia, who already served an 80-game suspension this season, failed a second test. WTF??? Don’t […]

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Bring Jose Reyes Back to Mets! Bring Him Home!

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Denver, CO–Here it is. For 5 long years Met fans have suffered. Suffered like no other time in the team’s history. Suffered the indignity of punchlines, insults, crooked ownership, incompetent on and off field management. Losing is always part of the deal when you’re a Met fan. Comes with the territory, the pact Met fans […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Training Camp Edition

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SARATOGA SPRINGS, N.Y. – The NFL is finally back! With a couple training camps getting underway today, I bring you my football edition of Ebs’ Hot Takes! Enjoy! Tom Brady serves a suspension. While the New England Patriots quarterback might not serve his full four-game suspension, I believe he’ll be on the sidelines for at least a […]

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Minor-League Mets, Junior Seau’s HOF Induction and Gold Cup News

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EL BARRIO, DE BRONX –  So this week, I started to try and eat healthy. According to the scale, I am closing in on the double bill and I can’t have that. Have to slim down for the wedding, Old Boy’s rugby season and my self-respect. So I started running (well fast walking, if you […]

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