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Sports and Race: Reliving Colin Kaepernick, Drew Brees Comments

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SPANISH HARLEM – How did we get here? Why hasn’t this changed? These questions are keeping me up again at night… again. I know this is a sports site and we try our best to provide information and fun about the day-to-day events but it’s hard not to stop and think about what is unfolding. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Stinky Sports Movies to Help You Forget Our Stinkier World

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BRONX (IS BURNING), NY – You know, I kept saying that this summer in NYC could shape up very much like 1977, and we’ve already got the looting piece covered on our bingo cards. All we need now is a blackout (I think this is a slam dunk), the Yankees making a run (if baseball […]

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Big Ben: 2020 is a Ryan Leaf Sewage Sandwich. Race Wars, Pandemics, Poverty For Millions

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SCHITTSTORM USA: 2020 has been a helluva year so far, eh? January 2020: Well, I did a pretty good job of getting 2020 off to a crappy start. Febuary 2020: Hold my beer March 2020: Hold my bong April 2020: Hold my pipe May 2020: Hold my syringe June 2020: ??? Just when you thought […]

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Sports Rain Man: Black in America & MLS Lockout

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – It has been one hell of a week. The year 2020 will be talked about as much as the year 1968. We have dealt with a once-in-a-lifetime pandemic and the nation’s always-simmering racial tensions  exploding. Here is the menu for today: Black in America & MLS Lockout. Black in America […]

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BREAKING SPORTS NEWS: I Ate Inside A Restaurant!

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NOTE: Cam James is stepping in for Cheesy Bruin, who as reported yesterday, had a softball in his throat. Not kidding. GUNNISON, CO – I ate INSIDE a restaurant. Yes. I ate inside a restaurant yesterday here in ‘ol Gunnison. After days of tenting, hiking, not showering and afternoon drinking I ate breakfast in a […]

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Improbable Comebacks from Worst Sports Injuries, Lou Gehrig & GOAT

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MOUNT SINAI – No, we’re not hosting today’s exchange from what is more commonly known as Jabal Musa – the mountain in Egypt’s Sinai Peninsula. That’s the possible location of the biblical Mount Sinai, the place where Moses Malone received the Ten Commandments. Indeed, we are reporting [virtually] from the famed NYC hospital, as per […]

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NHL, NBA and MLB Make Pitches to Resume Play

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NOTE: Our man @CheesyBruin is getting his cancer removed today. Please keep him in your thoughts. NEW YORK, NY – As we near three months since the last time professional sports were played in the US, we are beginning to see some hope for their return this summer. A few of the leagues have proposed […]

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Initial Major League Baseball Proposal Strikes Out, NBA Dribbles Out Playoff Ideas

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SPANISH HARLEM – Major League Baseball and the National Basketball Association have had their eye(s) on returning in late July and while both have made strides to get back on the field, there is still much work to be done. I have faith that both leagues will come to an agreement but how different will […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Staring Down Summer Through the Eyes of My Brothers

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BRONX, NY – So, it’s not even half over yet, and already I have no problem crowning 2020 as the runaway winner of “Worst Year of My Life, So Far.” What an absolute sh!tshow. Even Rod Serling would be like, “C’mon guys, all of these things at once? There’s enough material here for at least […]

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Big Ben: Egregious Sports Errors in Football Movies

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STAMFORD, CT: Well, there’s finally been some movement on the sports front. The fat man sitting poolside for the past nine weeks drinking margaritas has finally struggled to his feet and is considering sticking a toe in the water. But there’s a long way to go before the monster cannonball. We’ll have to keep making […]

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