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Tennis Anyone? Are Fittest Athletes Found On The Court?

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Wow! That was some epic tennis match between Novak Djokovic and Roger Federer. It was one I was smart enough to stay glued to, even though there were no groceries whatsoever in my apartment. I was on my second cup of coffee when I picked up the Men’s Wimbledon Final at the […]

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Blockbuster Blackout MLB Trades You May Not Know Of

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NEW YORK, NY – For those of you just stirring from a coma or hiding in a fallout shelter, there was a Big Apple blackout last night. And boy did things get a little crazy. Many were doing their best Snake Plissken impersonation, as traffic signals made any Escape From New York simultaneously necessary, yet […]

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Harden-Westbrook Reunion, Angels No-Hitter, USWNT Fair Pay

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I took a break from the sports pages this week because it was the deadest week in American Sports. All the sports are in their off-season except baseball, which is the All-Star break. Although soccer is trying to make it the 5 major sports in America, it is not there […]

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Major League Baseball Second Half Starts With Trades Looming

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“This could be the end of the Mets core pitching staff …” –Different Matt NEW YORK, NY – With the All-Star Game in the rear-view mirror, most of baseball will begin their trudge towards the finish line today, as the second half of the season gets underway. The Yankees and Mets went into the break […]

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Kawhi Leonard Picking Clippers Changes NBA Landscape

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SPANISH HARLEM – Last Friday was uneventful for me. I was dead tired from hanging out all night on the 4th of July and just slept all day. Looking back, it was actually great now that I think about it. I took a midday nap and woke up again at 9 pm, I stayed awake, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Hot Fun in the Summertime

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BRONX, NY – There’s been no shortage of sports shenanigans, political controversies, and other random rancor to sort through recently, and that’s all fine and good. But, to paraphrase Crash Davis, “Now I’m tired and I don’t want to think about baseball and I don’t want to think about quantum physics and I don’t want […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Unshakable Meghan Rapinoe and Unlikable Alex Morgan

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LYON, FRANCE – The annoying four day span of no (real) baseball is upon us! I’m left to talk about #soccer. The fate of the US team was determined in large part by two key penalties: the failed attempt by England’s Stephanie Houghton in the semis and Megan Rapinoe’s game winner in the finals. Rapinoe’s […]

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Sports Activism: Kaepernick, Rapinoe Are No Ali

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – What the hell can I possibly write about today? We’ve heard enough about how the Mets suck so much or how the Yankees are on their march to October baseball. None of you want to hear about my Stanley Cup wound still being fresh. This time of year is truly the sports […]

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RJ Barrett Bests John Starks, Bill Murray Mets Owner? No Soccer

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LAS VEGAS, NV – Hold on to your hats, have we got a doozy for you today! Well, you can be the judge of that later, but there are intriguing storylines to explore. So stop expectorating yer tabaccy into your MeetTheMatts.com spittoon/*Mud Jug  for 5 minutes, wash your hands and chaw-stained beards and get ready […]

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Quick hits on the NY Mets, Jets, Knicks & Rangers Plus Soccer Predictions

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – The dog days of summer suck. There is literally nothing to talk about. But I am being compenstated to write so I have to come up with something. Well not really compenstated but promised a friend I would so I have to come up with something. So I will do […]

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