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Angry Ward Wednesday: Football Hands, Deranged Yanks Fans, and Ho Hum Heavyweights

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BRONX, NY – Hey, everyone! It’s the sh!ttiest day of the week, as we count down the final days of the sh!ttiest month of the year. As the Partridge Family used to sing, “c’mon get happy!” Before you know it, I’ll be down at Spring Training in God’s Waiting Room trying out some new heckles for […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Three New York Hockey Players and Their Evil Dopplegangers

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Camp Crystal Lake: There is plenty going on in the world of sports, but I’m not in the mood. Let’s do something different. Has anyone noticed a few local hockey players look like movie villains? No? Well, I’ve got three NY area players with evil cinematic dopplegangers for you. 1. Wayne Simmons/Candyman The NJ Devils […]

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Monday Morning QB: More Astros Hate, Spring Training, David Ayers, Ovi700

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Just another Manic Monday, people. I don’t wish it was Friday either cause I don’t want to deprive you of your weekly reading of the ramblings of my mind. With that said here is what is on my mind: More Astros Hate, Spring Training, David Ayers, Ovi700. More Astros Hate: […]

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Evolution Of American Hockey, NHL, Herb Brooks, 1980 Olympics

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BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Forty years ago today, in a sleepy little upstate New York village was the void in the schedule of the most momentous event in hockey history. Much has been written and produced commemorating the 1980 United States Olympic hockey team’s improbable run in winning the gold medal. I’m here to talk about […]

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Real Reasons Why The Mets Will Win The World Series

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NEW YORK, NY – Having already passed the urine test, yours truly only has residual hallucinogenics coursing through his/her veins. But here are Real Reasons Why The Mets Will Win The World Series: Too Cheap To Cheat: This is not a reason, granted, but it’s an important component as per the chatter these days. Exhale: […]

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Kreider Still a Ranger as NHL Trade Deadline Looms

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NEW YORK, NY  – We’re just a few days away from the NHL Trade Deadline and Chris Kreider is still a New York Ranger. The 28-year old Massachusetts native scored an amazing goal Wednesday night in the Blueshirts’ 6-3 win over the Chicago Blackhawks. There are a number of suitors for Kreider’s services and those […]

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Yankees Expectations vs Health, More Astros Poop

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SPANISH HARLEM – Yeah, everybody and their sister (including everybody here) has offered their two cents on the Houston Astros and the cheating scandal but sorry, I have to chime in.We’ll have that, plus a look at the team that was arguably impacted the most by this debacle, the Bronx Bombers. ASTROS: You have a […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: A-Rod Eyes Mets, Greg Olsen Should Retire, and a Fun Day for Felons

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BRONX, NY – If you came here today looking for more Astros bashing, ruh roh, I’ve decided to give it at least a one-day hiatus. Not that it doesn’t deserve the wall-to-wall coverage, particularly the “Rob Manfred’s a toothless b!tch” takes, but I’m personally a little worn out on it. Instead, let’s go dumpster-diving through whatever […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Doling Out Punishment for the Houston Astros’ Scumbags

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HOUSTON, TX – There was plenty to hate about the Houston Astros’ pathetic parade of apologies last Thursday. And no players will be disciplined and they came up empty (supposedly) on 2019 and 2018. This reeks of the little slap on the wrist Belichick and the Pats got when they were caught recording the Rams […]

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Monday Morning QB: Jameis Winston, Astros Cheating Lingers, NBA All-Star Weekend, Chaka Khan

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Let’s hope my fellow married men survived the ripoff that is [Bobby] Valentine’s Day intact, with wallets only slightly deflated. But this is about our collective love for sports, not for wifey and it is amazing how hard it is to find topics once football season is over. I had […]

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