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Big Ben Tuesday: Mid Season Awards for the MTM Writers

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Helsinki, Finland: Happy All-Star Break! Our President is openly committing treason and Sasha B Cohen has members of congress publicly endorsing a program to arm 3-year olds. I wish I were kidding. We’ve switched into the fast lane to the abyss. Oh well, it was a good run.  Appropos of nothing, how about some Mid-year […]

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Ebs Taeks On The MLB All-Star Game, Home Run Derby

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FROM THE PRESS BOX – It’s going to be short and sweet this week, folks. The MLB All-Star Game is Tuesday and that’s the focus of my lone hawt taek this week. The All-Star Game should count toward home-field advantage in the World Series. Look, I get it. Most people think that home-field advantage should be awarded […]

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Why Watch The Mets? deGrom, Nimmo, Historic Folly

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MARLBORO, NY – Soccer’s World Cup champion will be determined today and the tournament has been a good diversion to New York Mets fans. It really is too bad that there aren’t more sports options to steer us clear of the depressing baseball the Blue & Orange subject their fans. Why I still watch these […]

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Rain Man Rants: LeSean McCoy, Lakers, Lebron and World Cup Wonders

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – It is another late night work night at the MTM office. It wasn’t about a text from Management this time, I just got busy and tired. But I am fresh as a daisy to type this out for you, my dedicated fans.  I knew the Song of the week and […]

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Charles Oakley, LeSean McCoy, Jacob deGrom In Hell

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NEW YORK, NY – Sorry for being tardy today with the our headline post; Different Matt has been out gallivanting again and is MIA. In his words, “Oh sh!t, I forgot!” But no worries, Mop-Up Matt is here to entertain and provoke thought. Well, he’s also got Charles Oakley, LeSean McCoy and Jacob deGrom to […]

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#Knicktape Forum: Summer League Edition, Kevin Knox and Finding Value With The Draft Picks

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SPANISH HARLEM – The NBA Summer League is a way for New York Knicks fans to finally see Kevin Knox, the 9th pick in the draft. He will be a focal point in my article but I will also discuss the second round pick, Mitchell Robinson, as well as the two-way player they signed for […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Your Sports Marriage Isn’t Working Out. Jeter, Bieber, Christie

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NEW YORK, NY – 24-year-old popster Justin Bieber got engaged the other day to Stephen Baldwin’s 21-year-old daughter (good luck with that father-in-law, Biebs), and the kids couldn’t seem happier. That’s the way it always is at the beginning: you’re going to great restaurants, getting bombed, having sex all the time, living in the “now,” and […]

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Big Ben’s World Cup Special: How to Stop the Neymar Flop

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Moscow, Russia: There has been a lot of talk about the soccer World Cup on these pages lately. If you thought I would buck that trend, you’d be wrong. Something has to be done about all the flopping and I am a man of solutions. Flop, Flop, Flopping on Heaven’s Door Every four years I start […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: MLB All-Star Game, LeBron James, Flag Football

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FROM THE PRESS BOX – We are officially in the dead of summer when it comes to sports. It’s baseball and that’s about it. So it’s tough to find some hawt taeks right now. But I think I found a couple to start this Monday off right. Here’s a fresh batch of Ebs’ Hot Takes. […]

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World Cup Problems: Shootout, Embellishment And Goal Slides

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MARLBORO, NY – The only thing more brutal than the stretch of hot weather we’ve experienced has been the play of the New York Mets. The Flushing Nine either can’t score enough runs to support great starting pitching performances or the bullpen fully implodes trying to close out games in which they stand a chance […]

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