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CAROLINE KENNEDY TAKING OVER NY ISLANDERS

January 22, 2009 The Matts 0

CAPE COD, MA – With a bombshell declaration heard only by The Matts, JFK’s daughter Caroline Kennedy, decided her fund raising talents were needed elsewhere, dropping […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WAKE UP!

January 21, 2009 Angry Ward 26

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In light of yesterday’s stirring inauguration ceremony in the nation’s capital, I would like to be the first to add, “Now is the time […]

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SUPER DAY FOR A SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY

January 20, 2009 The Matts 0

MTM TECH CENTER, NEW YORK – In honor of our new President’s swearing in, we want to send two of you to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, […]

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HAPPY MLK DAY

January 19, 2009 West Coast Craig 0

DATELINE BERKELY -  In an ever yearning state to bring you news from all the West Coast, your weary reporter with the geographically encompassing name […]

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THE COMEDIAN'S LAMENT

January 18, 2009 Rex O Rourke 9

Washington, D.C. – I have some quotations I’d like to share with you this week.  See if you can guess who provided them. “We shouldn’t […]

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RUGBY, BUSH, BASEBALL & QUEBEC'S WAR DECLARATION

January 17, 2009 The Matts 5

MONTREAL, QUEBEC, CANADA – Phew. What a week! The past seven days made Planes, Trains & Automobiles look like an afternoon nap. We had aviation’s greatest event […]

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MIRACLE ON THE HUDSON: TRUE HEROES

January 16, 2009 Sams A Fan 16

by: Sam’s A Fan: Manhattan’s West Side – We’ve had Miracle on 34th Street, Miracle on Ice and on Thursday afternoon, January 15, 2009 we […]

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DAMN THE ECONOMY! SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY AND A NEW SITE!

January 15, 2009 The Matts 9

MTM HEADQUARTERS, NYC – Forget the DOW, Retail Sales, Oil Prices or any talk, whatsoever, of a Recession! We’ve got just what the Doctor K […]

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ANGRYWARD WEDNESDAY:ANGRY AS I WANNA BE

January 14, 2009 The Matts 2

ANGER GROUND ZERO–Please pardon the non sequiturs and haphazard grammar today. I seriously can’t think straight. Spent most of yesterday screaming at anyone who would […]

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JETS ARE TRAIN WRECK IN LAND OF GIANTS

January 13, 2009 The Matts 1

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Ladies and Germs, we are fed up to our tinted spectacles with local talk radio birdbrains calling for Tom Caughlin’s head […]

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