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FREE NFL Picks, Notes and Nuggets from Cheesy Bruin

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MARLBORO, NY – Thank heaven the NFL regular season is here because I really struggle to write something for this still-chugging sports website being held together by ice cream sticks and rubber bands. If you’re familiar with how I roll on NFL Sundays, it’s what I predict as the best Favorite, Underdog, Over, and Under […]

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Probe Owl Spectacular! NFL Stinker in the Desert like Bad WWF

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SCOTTSDALE, AZ – Hi folks, I’m writing about the Pro Bowl today! Wait , can I even say “Pro Bowl” without expressed written consent? To be safe, and to rip off Stephen Colbert – who is probably too busy between shows right now to notice – I’ll now refer to it as the Probe Owl. […]

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I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES

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by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how long it’d been since I had an eye check-up – NEVER – they were sincerely concerned that I actually operated a motor vehicle to their office. So, after a series […]

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