THE REYES MANUEL, NEIL DIAMOND, MARTY & TERMINATOR 4
BOSTON, MA – Starbury made his debut for the Celtics last night. In 13 minutes, he scored 8 points and had two assists and received […]
Month: February 2009
COOKIE’S CORNER: MAILING IT IN
SUBERBIA, USA – So, I went out in the freezing cold to my mailbox the other day and it seemed as though a warmth was […]
STEPHON, TORTS, THE MANNY, lower c & ANTHONY WEINER
POTPURRI, FL – Some interesting things occured in the past 48 hours: It’s Lent… Starbury is no longer a Knick… NY Ranger head coach John […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WORKING ON MYSTERIES WITHOUT ANY CLUES
DETROIT, MI–As today’s title suggests, we’re coming to you from the home of Bob Seger, as well as many other Rust Belt luminaries. According to […]
WRONG GUY FIRED: RANGERS ARE SEPTEMBER METS
YELLOW KNIFE, NORTHWEST TERRITORY – Tom Renney got iced as Head Coach of the New York Rangers yesterday. We flew here with him – Tom wanted […]
RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL…AND BIG HAIR MAN, AND ANTLER HEAD, AND A BUNCH OF IDIOTS….
by West Coast Craig KODAK THEATER, HOLLYWOOD — Standing out here on the red carpet, my gold lame Versace suit getting jostled by all these […]
STOOPID SKOOL
By Rex O’Rourke Welcome to Stoopid Skool, I’m Dr. Dunce. Let’s begin. First, I’d like to welcome all of you to our seminar. Mr. Bonds […]
WE FOUND A HERO!
TRIANGLE BELOW CANAL, NYC – This is Robert DeNiro country, this little piece of Manhattan abbreviated as Tribeca. In fact, it’s so DeNiro down here […]
WHO'S NUMBER 1, OR WANTS TO BE?
Almost St. Mart1n, The Car1bbean – Number 1 1s a b1g deal 1n our soc1ety, and 1n sports 1t’s everything, but watch1ng the college hoops […]
THESE ARE SOME CITI SEATS
WILLETS POINT, NY –Yesterday “Our Dump†exhaled its dying breath. Big Shea has now been reduced to a Ground Zeroesque pile of rubble, taking with […]