OCTOBERFEST
By West Coast Craig “It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins […]
Month: October 2009
MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
A CABLE SNAPS; NFL HEAD COACH BREAKS JAW
OAKLAND, CA – There’s not a whole lot that gets our attention in these parts, what with the Athletics, Warriors and Raiders stinking up their […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: KING FOR A DAY
USA, YESTERYEAR – Larry King here, pinch hitting for Grote today…Watching Jay-Z hugging cutey pie Kate Hudson during the Yanks game 1 playoff game victory […]
TIP YOUR CAPS, BACK THE YANKS
by Different Matt BRONX, NY – Its October once again and the the journey that began in April for New York’s baseball teams has come […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE WILPON FAMILY
They’re lazy and they’re kooky They’re injured and they’re pukey They’re really missing Mookie The Wilpon Family. Their field’s a mausoleum When people come to […]
PURPLE PEOPLE CHEATERS WILL GO ONLY SO FAVRE
MINNEAPOLIS, MN – If you’ve been lucky enough to read our guy Angry Ward’s column every Wednesday, you’d know he’s a Bronx-raised Minnesota Vikings fan, […]
Harumph-rey Dome
by West Coast Craig Mall of America – It’s over, it’s all over, baseball’s 2009 regular season is now mercifully behind us. The Mets can […]
OBUMMA FOR 2ND CITY; BRAZIL WAXES CHICAGO
RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL – Rio? Really?! Come on. As John McEnroe would so infamously scream: “You can’t be serious!” Unfortunately, Mac, the Olympic Committee […]