I CAN'T SEE A THING WITHOUT MY GLASSES
by West Coast Craig TEAGEL OPTOMETRY, L.A. – For the first time in my life, I’m a man wearing glasses. When the optometrists learned how […]
Month: January 2010
JAY EEE TEE ESS, FANS, FANS, FANS
By Rex O’Rourke, Stony Point, N.Y. – I have to admit it. I love Jets fans. They are among the most loyal in the land […]
IT'S RUMOR TIME
by Doc Diz TAOS, NEW MEXICO -The good doctor is getting over his college football withdrawal symptoms, and his pain at watching TCU play like […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: MY WILD (CARD) WEEKEND
NOT-ROBERTO-ALOMAR’s-HOUSE, NY – Well, the Matts landed a PLUM interview with Roberto Alomar this week from his posh, Whitestone, NY digs. Not that the MTM’s […]
ALOMAR IN SPITTING DISTANCE OF HALL OF FAME
“The Whitestone Bridge won’t get you to Cooperstown. Nor will 10 Gold Gloves, a .300 BA, or 12 All-Star Appearances.” -MeetTheMatts.com At the bottom is […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: RIDDING THE FRIDGE OF HOLIDAY LEFTOVERS
NEW YORK, NY – At long last the holidays are over and we can focus our energies on more important things like drinking all of […]
NFL COACHES SHOULD RENT, NOT BUY
by Junior Blaber “Uh, Coach? The General Manager will see you now.” BUFFALO, NY – Yesterday was black Monday in the NFL; the official start […]
2010, A FOND LOOK BACK
by West Coast Craig LOS ANGELES, CA – Had enough of predictions, reviews, previews, and lists surrounding a completely symbolic unit of time? No? Well […]
AND THE WINNER IS…
By Rex O’Rourke, New York, N.Y. – Nuthin’ worse than being scooped, which is exactly what happened to me, as I too wanted to write […]
WHO WILL WIN IN TWENTY TIN???
Moose Jaw “Bravest” earning the name. MOOSE JAW, CANADA – We’re up here, in the land of Moose Javians (look it up) and moose – […]