A PROPOSAL FOR JOHNNY DAMON
by West Coast Craig ONEONTA, NY – I figure it’s a good time to talk a little baseball. Let’s start with the in-the-news Johnny Damon. […]
Year: 2010
THREE PET PEEVES
by Rex O’Rourke MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA – Tennis’ Australian Open just concluded down here with and while it’s a great sport with good-looking athletes sinking or […]
THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]
VOTING ON THE OLYMPICS
by Dr. Diz STOCK YARDS DISTRICT; FORT WORTH, TX – I showed Angry Ward’s take on the Olympics to my runnin’ buddies Joe Larry, Mark, […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WINTER OLYMPICS PREVIEW
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – What, you think I’m giving you a stupid Winter Olympics preview? Screw you! I don’t owe anyone anything, least of […]
SOMETHING SPECIAL: MATT CERRONE REPORTS!
FLUSHING, NY – Yesterday we promised bringing you something special, today. And special this is! In a groundbreaking, platform-crossing, cyberspace-rattlin’ meeting of great sports minds, […]
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
by West Coast Craig VULCAN – Once again the aging master, having had one of his best seasons ever and still proving he’s just having […]
BUT I WANTED TO SLEEP IN…
By Rex O’Rourke Little Rock Arkansas – I don’t know if anyone’s heard but a team formerly known as The Titans is playing a team […]
SALISBURY STEAK OR COMMUNION?
I was ashamed, and I didn’t want to say anything. I thought it would go away and let my ego get in the way. Since […]