NCAA Making Johnny Manziel Into Miley Cyrus

August 29, 2013 Cam James 20

ST. LOUIS, MO – In the world of college sports, nothing is more evident than the fact that the NCAA is no more credible and […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: A (Sorta) Sports Tribute to Elmore Leonard

August 28, 2013 Angry Ward 38

Elmore Leonard was a huge Detroit Tigers fan. Click this. NEW YORK, NY – The great Elmore Leonard passed away last week at the ripe […]

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Bernie Madoff Keeps Ruining Peoples Lives. The Mets [Matt Harvey] Keep Ruining Mine

August 26, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 31

“You’ll have to ask Matt.” – Sandy Alderson CLEVELAND, OH – I was going to start off today’s column with some innocent comments about things […]

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Is It Time To Let Rex Ryan Go?

August 26, 2013 DJ Eberle 29

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Did Rex Ryan finally run himself out of the Meadowlands Saturday night? Granted, Ryan has an uninspiring quarterback battle on his […]

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Inside NFL Crystal Football: NFL Win Totals To Bet On

August 25, 2013 Cheesy Bruin 32

TAMPA BAY, FL – Long before being annually snubbed by the Rock ‘N Roll Hall of Fame, Steve Miller was singing Fly Like An Eagle. […]

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Preacher’s Row: Miami Heat Players Scammed? Dodger’s Indecent Proposal

August 24, 2013 Preacher Collins 22

Miami, FL – Remember that ole scam about buying waterfront property in Florida?  Well, Miami Heat guard Mike Miller and several other Heat players were […]

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Ugly Week for Baseball: A-Rod & Tacopina Implicate Yanks/MLB, Ortiz Weighs In

August 23, 2013 Different Matt 29

PUBLIC OPINION COURTHOUSE – Please, please, please don’t let any of Alex Rodriguez’s allegations against the Yankees and Major League Baseball be true. If anything […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: A-Rod or A-Rat, NCAA vs Steven Rhodes, Sanchise, Ulf’s back!

August 21, 2013 Junoir Blaber 32

EL BARRIO, THE BRONX – First, A-Rod is a snitch. With that out of the way, instead of the usual Wednesday musings of an Angry […]

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MLB Ballpark Review: Fenway Sucks, AT&T Rocks and Compton, too?

August 20, 2013 Fake Sandy Alderson 33

BOSTON, MA – I’m Trying to make this an A-Rod-Free Zone. So my PED Comment of the Week is this: I’ve witnessed many PED fueled HR Barrages over the […]

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Alex Rodriguez Goes Back To School

August 19, 2013 West Coast Craig 33

LITTLE JACK: …and the car smelled like throw-up the whole way home. TEACHER: Thank you, Jack, that was very…visceral. Alex, would you like to go […]

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