Bald, Beautiful and Free NFL Picks and Notes

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SEVILLE, SPAIN – I feel like The Barber of Seville, having gone the route of fellow contributors here at MTM by going bald. All it took was taking a Bic single-blade disposable razor to my scalp. After a few quick nicks, I found that the proper tool isn’t a plastic throw-a-way. ‘Tis the season, though, and maybe Santa leaves a nice razor and accouterments to properly do the job. Hey, it’s important that I not bleed to death because after a 3-1 week, my Free NFL Picks are 7 of 8 the past two weeks. So if you we want to fill your Holiday Coffers, pay attention.

You wake up to another 60 degree morning. It’s December? If the Christmas tree wasn’t up I’d swear the Mets have a matinee at Citi Field. Your ‘nads are sticking to your thighs as you get out of bed, take a piss and head for the coffee maker. A nice breakfast and a shower later and you look over the slate of NFL games which to bet. Not to worry. I got this covered with my Global Warming Parlay of the Year.

It’ll be warm in Baltimore too, and Tampa Bay is always steamy. These two locales are where we make some early Sunday cash at 13/5 odds.  Both legs must win and will win to cash in.  After the past two weeks, you have every right and with little hesitation to plop down $200 to win $520.

images9FXTJI3OShould Seattle fall asleep maybe the Ravens have a chance to win this game but laying double digits with a West coast team traveling across the country for a 1pm start is not smart. The “total” (41), however, is where we turn for the first leg of the parlay. Matt Schaub can wreck any under bet with his penchant for throwing pick-sixes but heavy jet-lagged legs will keep Seattle from putting up the majority of scoring in this game.  The Legion of Boom shouldn’t give up a touchdown here as a couple of field goals keep them from pitching a shutout while we watch BALTIMORE/Seattle UNDER 41.

New Orleans is notoriously a bad bet on the road while playing on natural grass as they are o-4 in such games this year with the total going “over” in each.  The Saints are also losers of their last four and face the Buccaneers in a revenge game.  Drew Brees is getting old but he ain’t dead yet and can muster the motivation at the price of more than a field goal to drive the boys home at the very least a point spread cover.  New Orleans +4.5 over TAMPA BAY

rakeAfter the early games you should free-roll on one of the two four o’clocks and the Sunday night tilt. Bet five bills on a hunch; the Raiders like to play fast and loose while the Broncos have become more methodical about their business and should be able to dictate pace today much the same as the first meeting that netted 26 points.  DENVER/Oakland UNDER 44

Up a grand or maybe waiting on another parlay that nets you $1300, you can bet the ten Franklins on what may prove to be an entertaining Sunday Night game.  Either way you’re raking in the cash on HOUSTON/New England OVER 45.

And come back tomorrow for a man that still has hair a [Marion] Barber would love, West Coast Craig.

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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.