Angry Ward: Kirk Beamed Up to Atlanta, Aaron Judge OK (?), and Cleveland Goes All In on Questionable QBs

March 13, 2024 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Kirk Cousins is Atlanta’s problem now. He looks the part, he talks the part, he even sometimes plays the part of “Franchise […]

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AFC & NFC Championships Recap, Brunson For MVP, Pebble Beach

February 4, 2024 Jacob Sternberg 0

HOLBROOK, NY – The longest week of the year, the week before the Super Bowl is here… and so is today’s menu: – AFC & […]

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Big Ben: Championship Sunday Recap, Riverboat Dan, Cool Mahomes, Booking Brock

January 30, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – It’s two days after a thrilling NFL Championship Sunday and you’ve probably heard all you want to hear about it. Junoir […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: NFL Championship Matchups Set, Swifties Gear Up for Vegas, Jason Kelce and Other Annoying Super Bowl Side Stories

January 23, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

LAS VEGAS, NV – We saw some damn good NFL games this weekend. Three one-score battles after the Texans folded in the second half at […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Will the Real NFL Contenders Please Stand Up. Can Anyone Take out the Ravens?

January 2, 2024 Ben Whitney 0

Stamford, CT: Happy New Year, my friends. Be on notice that in 2024 I’m not taking any crap and I’m telling it like it is. […]

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Big Ben: Three Exciting Christmas Day NFL Games

December 26, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – Happy Christmas, y’all. Hope Santa brought you the goods. Here are some quick thoughts on the Three Exciting Christmas Day NFL Games. […]

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Big Ben: Dak and Zach Get Crushed, December is Ground and Pound Season

December 19, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT- I missed the games this week. Did Zach Wilson and Tommy DeVito win Players of the Week again? No? I guess the party’s […]

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Tommy Cutlets and some NFL Monday Night Fun, the Return of Zach Wilson and Joe Flacco

December 12, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

WHERE HOFFA IS BURIED, NJ – If you didn’t have a smile on your face watching Tommy Devito’s family celebrate the Giants’ walk off win […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Curse Cousins

October 25, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – “Remember, Red, hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” So wrote Andy Dufresne […]

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Big Ben: The Anthony Volpe Era Begins, Lamar Wants a Trade but Jets not Interested

March 28, 2023 Ben Whitney 0

STAMFORD, CT – The Packers Jets staring contest over the Aaron Rodgers compensation drags on. Lamar Jackson now wants out of Baltimore, but Joe Douglas […]

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