Throwback Thor, Best Trade Ever, Roberto Alomar On Camera
CHAVEZ RAVINE, L.A. – While watching Son Of Zeus, Noah Syndergaard – known in some circles simply as Thor – strike down upon the Dodgers […]
Year: 2016
Most WTF Moments In Modern Sports: Titsworth Kiss, Catfish Manti, Kingman Losing Ball
Post written by Anne Charles, pinch-hitting for Angry Absentee Ward… NEW YORK, NY – Shotgun murder trials and organ-eating aside (let’s not get too grim!), the high-strung, high-pressure, […]
Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds
WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: LeBron , Yankees, Mayweather vs McGregor, Nyquist
BALLSTON SPA, NY – Hold on to your hats, it’s again time for a fresh set of Ebs’ Hot Takes, as A LOT happened over […]
Fatso Hits A Homer, Boy George Kentucky Derby Queen, Couch Potato Sports
BRONX, NY– I’m dog-sitting on yet another overcast/rainy Seattle-like Saturday. It’s just me, my dog Biscuit and the vociferous Griffey for an extended weekend. I’ve […]
Penn State Scandal, Eric Striker, NFL Draft, Mets Ending Pitch Counts?
EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Not sure where to begin as I’m light on stuff to talk about this week. On the theory that the […]
New Video: Cancer Survivor Forgives Baseball, Ends Exile: Mets or Yanks?
NEW YORK, NY – It’s not often that an often cold and calculating corporation gets a second chance with a disillusioned and disappointed customer. But […]
VIDEO: Worst Sports Chant Ever, Hottest Sports Mom, Big Knockers, Mad Dog Impressions
NEW YORK, NY – We’ve been undergoing some changes – some menopausal – within the Meet The Matts ranks, as per our SEO consultant. Frosty […]
Angry Ward: What the Fack, Yankees?
BRONX, NY – The Bronx is yearning… for some halfway decent baseball. I’ve decided to give up my anger strike for a week and vent […]
“Minimalist Zany?” Hey Cubs–Win Something First!
SKOKIE, IL – Well that wacky genius Joe Maddon is at it again. Sitting atop the Baseball world having won 18 of the Cubs‘ first […]