Baseball’s Winter Meetings, Smoking Canadian Crack, and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is Still Dead!
“I was upstairs stacking our money. Don’t get excited — they were all fives.” How high was the pile? “Not as high as some people […]
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Hot Stove Action: Jeff Wilpon Cooking Up New Look Mets!
FLUSHING, NY – The world anxiously awaits the results of further tests being done as we speak on All-World NFL QB Ron Jeremy. The fate […]
The Cardinal Way, Franks & Beans, and the WWE!
With all due respect to the passing of Lou Reed, I believe the Dirty Boulevard takes a back seat to the Boulevard of Broken […]
Holy Torn NFL ACL, Batman! Jim Kelly’s Bills, Carmelo Anthony and Mets To Screw Fans
TONAWANDA, NY – Watching the NFL Network at 4:30 this morning was like watching the old Batman TV series from the 60s. Sam Bradford? VRONK! […]
AP was MIA and Jim Leyland must be Smokin’ Dope
DETROIT, MI – There’s a reason why managers like Jim Leyland can’t seem to win the “big one.” The 1997 Marlins, with their “go for […]
Third Eye Blind, David Stern & Jordan Rules make NBA a Minor League Sport
TAMPA/ST. PETE – FL – Right away, I like that the MLB playoffs seemingly have some sense of urgency. By this I mean that the […]
Giants and Jerry Reese: Jerry’s Kids Worst Since Son of Sam
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In Green Bay, it never would have happened. In Denver? Not way in hell. Foxboro? Keep moving, nothing to see here. […]
Looking Back in Anger at MLB Picks that weren’t, Plus Jews eating Pulled Pork
BOCA RATON, FL – Let’s flash back 6 months to Spring Training 2013. We’re having coffee outside Einstein’s Bagels on Palmetto Park Road, opposite Publix and […]
SPORTS LIES: Sandy Alderson Is Pinocchio, I’m Ron Burgundy, Knicks Fix For Coke
Today’s Sports Lies column is co-written by Jackson D. Sternberg – who is 12, with Fake Sandy Alderson. The Three Biggest Lies in the world? […]
NY Giants: Bleeding Big Blue, post-Super Bowl Malaise & Flip Wilson
I’ve asked my buddy, NY Giants GM Fake Jerry Reese, to sit in for me this week. I hope you’ll make FJR feel welcome in […]