Angry Ward Wednesday: Less Meat, More Tweet and a Beastly Biopic

February 25, 2015 Angry Ward 17

?????, NY – Just awoke from a NyQuil-induced fever-dream. Before regaining whatever you would call this blurry state of consciousness, I imagined a movie “concept” […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Talkin’ Baseball

February 18, 2015 Angry Ward 24

ICE STATION ZEBRA, NY – It’s President’s Day as I sit here dutifully at my keyboard clickety-clacking out another column. I usually wait for Tuesday, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Our Gang, Bugs Bunny, and other Essential Sports Characters

February 11, 2015 Angry Ward 29

BRONX, NY – I’m done trying to write about sports in February. I’d sooner pen a critical essay after watching a 24-hour Caillou marathon. (Those […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Pats, Pucks, Baseball and More. February No Longer Sucks

February 4, 2015 Angry Ward 26

BRONX, NY – It’s February, the Super Bowl is over, everything in the Northeast is encased in a block of ice, and this is normally […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Dante’s Sports Inferno – Your Guide to the 9 Circles of Hell

January 28, 2015 Angry Ward 25

BRONX, NY – It’s the neverending week before the Super Bowl, we had a faux blizzard, we’re staring down the worst month of the year (February), […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: A Hater’s Guide to the Super Bowl

January 21, 2015 Angry Ward 43

BRONX, NY – I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t stand the dead week between the NFL’s conference championship games and […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Rex Ryan, John Fox and White Coach Recycling Program

January 14, 2015 Angry Ward 35

BRONX, NY – “That’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.” So goes the quote in the Savage […]

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Angry Ward’s Froggin’ New Year’s Eve and 2015 Predictions

December 31, 2014 Angry Ward 29

BRONX, NY – We all say stuff like this at the end of every calendar year, but I mean it when I say “Good riddance […]

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Angry Ward Christmas: Holiday Hacking from North Korea!

December 24, 2014 Angry Ward 20

PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA- Merry Christmas, you stupid face American sports people!! We get tired of hacking them crybaby Hollywood losers at Sony, so instead we […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Songs Requests

December 17, 2014 Angry Ward 21

BRONX, NY – “Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too. Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.” Actually, it’s not […]

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