Mopey Mutts Muck-Up Muddy Series in St Louie
KISSIN COUSIN, CO – The first Asian player in MLB happened all the way back in 1964, when Masanori Murakami threw one scoreless inning against […]
Articles by Cam James
The Correct Answer Is Bunt. It’s Always Bunt. Cardinals Sin, MLB Blasphemy
DENVER, CO – Top of the ninth. You are down 1-0. The lead-off hitter gets walked! Next, your backup catcher is at the plate. The […]
NHL Sells Soul to ESPN
DENVER, CO – Before getting to the headline: NHL Sells Soul to ESPN, let’s consider the following: Baseball: Nine players stand still for ninety percent […]
Sports Quid Pro Cuomos: Sports Deals re Dak Prescott, Mitch Trubisky, Jets, Dolphins
*NOTE: Cam’s use of the word “torpedo” stems from MTM Censors swapping that word in for words he’s attempted to use in the past that […]
Not a Super Bowl Column. Not About The Stolen Super Bowl. Let’s Talk Sports Movie Songs
ST LOUIS/DENVER – No. I’m not going to do it. I am not going to write about the abomination of a sporting event that happened […]
14 Reasons Kirk Cousins Is The Best Quarterback of All Time.
TUMBLEWEED, CO – Some teams have great quarterbacks. Some teams have mediocre quarterbacks. Some teams have bad quarterbacks. Only Angry Ward’s Vikings are lucky enough […]
When The Luck Runs Out. All-Time Favorite Bankrupt Athletes from Evander Kane to Latrell Sprewell
SMOKE ‘EM, CO – Powerball tickets… got ’em. Mega Millions tickets… got ’em. Fantasy Football championship… got it (with a 5-8 regular season record, which […]
#COVID Carousel Hot Seat Hot Takes: Who Should Get Fired, Who Should Stay.
DENVER, CO – It’s firing season! Coaches are jumping on carousels. NBA contracts aren’t being renewed. Entire baseball leagues are disappearing left and right. NCAA […]
Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin
DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]
WTFTNFSMD!!! NFC Least, NFL’s Flaccid Fools; Giants v Eagles or Trump v Biden
DENVER, CO – The weekend, before last I spent four days walking tirelessly in pursuit of the only thing more elusive than a NFC Least […]