GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language
DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this […]
Articles by Cam James
Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?
DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Where’s Waldo? Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car? What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? […]
BREAKING SPORTS NEWS: I Ate Inside A Restaurant!
NOTE: Cam James is stepping in for Cheesy Bruin, who as reported yesterday, had a softball in his throat. Not kidding. GUNNISON, CO – I […]
Bunting the Economy Open With Jackie Robinson & MLB Greatest Bunters
Bunting the Economy Open With Jackie Robinson & MLB Greatest Bunters
The Baseball Cheaters: Ban. Them. All.
DENVER, CO – Stiff. Astonishing. Harsh. Hard-line. Unprecedented. These are all adjectives used to describe the punishment received by the Houston Astros. All of them […]
Retirement Friday: Antonio Brown, Phillip Rivers, Richie Icognito. PLUS Eli’s Future
DENVER, CO – It’s Friday. For some ludicrous reason people in our country seem to like Friday more than any other day of the week. […]
50 Ways To Leave Mets Fans In A Flushing Toilet of Hell
ST LOUIS, MO – Ne’er has there been a more apropos moment in MTM history than a pinch-hit juxtaposed to Angry Ward’s closing words yesterday. […]
Blue(s) Blooded Victory! Laila Anderson and Lord Stanley to St. Louis
BOSTON MA – For those of you unfortunate enough to not know who I am, I was at one point a regular contributor to this […]
Way, Way, Way Too Early Hall of Fame Argument: Shohei Ohtani
DENVER, CO – This morning, my suddenly unemployed self found the time to watch the Testosterone Soap Opera that is ESPN. The level to which […]
Mets & Yankees Manage To Ruin Their Seasons. Cards Fan Cam James Reports
MILE HIGH CITY, CO – What happens when you hire a young gun to replace an old grizzled lifer to be the skipper of a […]