Articles by Cheesy Bruin

About Cheesy Bruin

A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

Cheesy_Bruin, Pat_Mahomes, NFL, Meet_The_Matts, Covid-19, Coronavirus, NHL Playoffs, Boston Bruins, Rich Perlongo

Patty Nice Gets Paid, Bruins Get Stick Shafted in NHL Playoffs

July 12, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

SHOHOLA, PA – My apologies to the staff here at MTM for last week’s alcohol-induced absence. It’s somewhat of a good thing when your birthday […]

Cheesy_Bruin, Rich_Perlongo, Meet_The_Matts, Coronavirus, Usain Bolt, Mets, MLB, Mr Met

Fed Up With NYC, NBA, MLB New Baseball Rules, Usain Bolt to Mets?!

June 28, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

SHOHOLA, PA – I have nothing ground-breaking to report, other than it’s been a week since my doctor put me on thicker consistency liquids. Shakes, […]

Cheesy_Bruin, Rich_Perlongo, Meet_The_Matts, Bemont Stakes, Tiz The Law, Cowboys, Coronavirus, Boston Bruins

Belmont Stakes, Earl Campbell, Bobby Orr, NHL Playoffs Covid Chaos

June 21, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

SHOHOLA, PA – Saturday was a beautiful, three-hour escape from all things troubling in our world. A truncated 152nd running of the Belmont Stakes was […]

Kelley O’Hara, Douglass MacArthur, Meet_The_Matts, Rick Monday, Cheesy Bruin, USWNT

Flag Day Sports Special: Kelley O’Hara, Rick Monday, Douglass MacArthur, Cheesy Bruin

June 14, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

SHOHOLA, PA – I have returned! I’m quickly on the mend with the help of my lady and now nurse Kelly Belfast, who insisted my […]

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Great Boxing Trilogies and Boxing Out Cancer. Cheesy Bruin In The Ring

May 24, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 1

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – When a pitcher misses a start once in a while, there’s always another arm waiting to substitute. But when a hurler fails […]

Jack_Thompson, John McKay, Marvin_Webster, Knicks, Meet_The_Matts, Rich_Perlongo, Cheesy_Bruin, Henrik_Lundqvist, Rich_Perlongo

What’s In A Nickname? Best or Worst Sports Nicknames

May 17, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Nicknames are a sign of belonging and studies have shown that made-up monikers help a young person’s self esteem. To the professional […]

Cheesy_Bruin, Kentucky_Derby, Breeders_Cup, Run For The Roses, Meet_The_Matts, Covid-19, Coronavirus, Rich Perlongo

No Kentucky Derby: Cheesy Bruin’s Horse Sense & Horse Sh!t

May 3, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – I really have to hand it to the crack staff of contributors of this sports website for churning out some top notch […]

Cheesy_Bruin, NFL_Draft, Meet_The_Matts, CeeDee_Lamb, Dallas-Cowboys, Mike_Vrabel

Uninspired Sports Commentary and the NFL Draft. Vrabel, CeeDee Lamb, Kingsbury

April 26, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Ever have one of those days where you have to grind through whatever you need to do? I’m talking about the most […]

Cheesy_Bruin, Commissioner_Gordon, Roger_Goodell, NFL, Meet_The_Matts, Covid-19, Coronavirus, Rich Perlongo

Reformed Gambler Weakening, NFL Draft, Batman

April 19, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Seinfeld was said to be a show about nothing and I can relate to this because I truly have nothing to write […]

Easter_epic, Pat LaFontaine, Cheesy_Bruin, Chocolate Bunny, Meet_The_Matts

Easter Sunday Sports Special. NHL Pangs, Cactus/Grapefruit MLB Lunacy

April 12, 2020 Cheesy Bruin 0

BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Happy Easter and Happy Passover to one and all. I’m not here to eat a chocolate bunny or something with unleavened bread, […]