Bills vs Lions Super Bowl, Mets MLB’s #2, Tankees Gag
FLUSHING, NY – “Oh, what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day.” More on those Rodgers and Hammerstein words in a minute, but they […]
Articles by Matt McCarthy
For Pete’s Sake: Blame Nimmo, JD and Starling, Not Pete Alonso.
Our thoughts are with all that lost a family member or friends on this day in 2001. NEW YORK, NY – If this surprisingly fun […]
New York Mets Armageddon: Hawk Tuah Haliey Welch vs Grimace… and Starting Pitching
FLUSHING, NY – It’s one thing to lose a series to the one of the worst teams in Major League Baseball. To do lose a […]
Subway Series: Edwin Diaz Saga, Aaron Judge is Herman Munster, Jeter’s Birthday
NEW YORK, NY – Apologies for the late post, but Angry Ward’s Cricket cellphone isn’t working in the town of Kiss Yer Cuzin, WV, so […]
It’s Not Easy Easy Being a Mets Fan
NOTE: At the risk of pooping in his pants with “food poisoning,” Buddy Diaz couldn’t make his start today. NEW YORK, NY – Yesterday, Angry […]
Mets At .500, Presidential Rangers, Stanks Lose! John Sterling Sucked
*Apologies for the tardy post. Management will be hiring and firing a scapegoat intern for not realizing Big Ben Whitney is on vacation. UPPER WEST […]
Dodgers Betting and Boogers, Major League Rugby
SEOUL KOREA – This wacky and wild whirlwind 1st weekend kicked off Major League Baseball’s 2024 campaign. It also marked the 4th round of Major […]
Jason Kelce, Baker Mayfield To Jets, Rugby Star to NFL
NEW YORK, NY – Panic is everywhere in NYC. DOOM is cranking out of every TV, phone, tablet and computer on the tri-state area! Why […]
AWOL Angry Ward: Taylor Swift is Travis Kelce’s Yoko Ono, Brock Purdy Bullsh!t, Jets Flacco Flack
NEW YORK, NY – Management fully understands your disappointment/discontentment in coming here today and seeing the Angry Ward is AWOL. He is the Meet The […]
Rugby World Cup, World Series Pick
NEW YORK, NY – It’s nearing 80 degrees here in the Baked Apple and apparently our MTM Staff has an acute case of Spring Fever. […]