All Rise and Shout: “See Ya!” to Aaron Judge
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – What if Aaron Judge decides to play out West? It won’t be the first time the Yankees had a slugger bolt. […]
Articles by Aristotle "Mugsy" Sakellaridis
Vladmir Putin vs Patriots (The New England Ones): Bring Back the Ring!
MOSCOW – The alleged Russian made missile, which landed in eastern Poland, resulted in two deaths and led to the following statement from Ukrainian President […]
Thanksgiving Special: Leave it to Lou! Broadway Boxing is Back!
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! Buddy Diaz had too much tryptophan early, so Aristotle is stepping into the ring to take on all comers for him. NEW […]
N.Y. State Hall of Fame Inductees: Blomberg, Dent, Tiant with Captain Thurman Munson on Their Minds
TROY, NY – Last Sunday the N.Y. State Baseball Hall of Fame induction ceremony took place at the Hilton Hotel in Troy, N.Y. and the […]
Hey Mr. And Mrs. Steve Cohen, Do the Right Thing For Cow-Bell Man and Pin Man!
FLUSHING, NY – The New York Mets are determined to take it to the next level in 2023. Their first order of business is to […]
Dusty Baker, A World Champion Human!
HOUSTON, TX – The recently released movie Till left me both numb and disgusted by the behavior of the so-called white race. The movie told […]
“Don’t Do It!” The Stunning Story of Nike, “Just Do It? and a Convicted Murderer
WHITESTONE, NY – The name Dan Wieden may not mean anything to anybody until they finish reading this column. Wieden, who was the co-founder of […]
Backing up Boone
WHITESTONE, NY – Once again, I am defending New York Yankees Manager Aaron Boone, as another “Fire Boone” rant has surfaced. This time its from […]
How ANALytics Screwed Judge’s Season: Aristotle Weighs In?
BRONX, NY – 62 homeruns is the new 73, according to these so-called WOKE fans of America. Forget the fact that Sammy Sosa hit 63, […]
Whack Fan in the Citi… Mets Fans Fail Test?
FLUSHING, NY – For the first time since 2016 the New York Mets hosted a playoff game. Shea Stadium (that’s what I call it) was […]