ANALyzing the 2023 Yankees: Wake Up HAL!!!
BRONX, NY – Throughout the Steinbrenner Era, which began in 1973, the owner of the New York Yankees took it upon himself to fix his […]
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Have a Drink Miggy! The A’s Stupid Gesture
OAKLAND, CA – If one needs further proof that a bunch of morons are running Major League Baseball, look no further than to the staff […]
A Bunch of Chico Escuelas: Jasson Dominguez, Gary Sanchez, Kodai Senga
NEW YORK, NY – It was back in the seventies when a fictional baseball player from Santo Domingo uttered the catch phrase, “Beisoball been berry, […]
ANALytically Speaking on the Yankees Behalf
BRONX, NY – Yankee fans should have plenty of excitement coming up during the off-season. The owner of the team, whoever it is, has decided […]
Thank U, Next! Bye, Bye Bader
NEW YORK, NY – The New York Yankees portray themselves as the highest of the high when it comes to being a first class organization. […]
MLB Problem… OPS + EXIT VELO = Nobody Cares!
FLUSHING, NY – I was at Shea Stadium (Citi Field to you youngsters) the other night where the NY Mets were playing the Texas Rangers. […]
Old Timers Day Dilemma Up in Da Bronx
*This is the Saturday/Sunday Edition, as per site maintenance. BRONX, NY – The most historic team in all of sports is the New York Yankees. […]
Now Batting, Snoop Dogg! Rap Invades The Cathedral
BRONX, NY – Yankee Stadium (aka The Cathedral) was buzzing last Friday and so was the Boogie Down Bronx. With parking being non-existent and traffic […]
The Fall of MLB: An ANAL-lytical Shame
NEW YORK, NY – As this summer quickly comes to an end, the verdict is in; the game of baseball is in trouble. The MLB […]
Take the Money and Run: Comparing Aaron Judge, Juan Soto and Jody Reed
Back in 1993 the Los Angeles Dodgers had an infielder named Jody Reed. During that season the Dodgers offered the upcoming free agent a 3-year […]