Replacement Matt Friday: Sh*tty Start To NFL Season, Mets Fans Stages of Met Grief
EYE OF HURRICANE, ATLANTIC OCEAN – Hey Kids! Ya miss me? I’m back with another edition of stuff for my massive fanbase and readership. It’s […]
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Replaceable Friday: Mets Train Keeps Rolling, Daniel Jones keeps shutting us up
RAIN SOAKED, NJ – “Summertime, and no ones reading…” Or are you? Yes kids, its that time again. Time to spit out an article with […]
Replaceable Friday: Existential Mets Philosophy. Preseason NFL Ruminations
FLUSHING, QUEENS: To believe or not to believe that is the question Met fans? Do we go with Tug McGraw’s “Ya Gotta Believe” is it […]
Replaceable Friday: MLB Trade Deadline or how the NY Mets will s— the bed once again
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA So the call comes in last night… its the chief…uhh Different Matt is on a plane to Iceland, can you do the column? […]
Replaceable Friday: Is it Time To End Extra Inning Games?
EXHAUSTION, USA – Full disclosure: I did not stay up to watch the entirety of the Mets 16-inning debacle/loss to the San Francisco Giants because […]
Replaceable Friday: A Column for the Blind – And NY Sports Fans
GARDEN STATE – For this week’s column I’d like to start off with a little ditty: Replacement Matt-y, Writing a column that no one will […]
NBA Draft Recap, NHL Draft Preview, Mets Exhume Body of New Pitching Coach
OUTER RING, SATURN – So the USWNT won again, moving to the knockout round undefeated and now Angry Ward gets his wish to see them […]
Replacement Matt: The Folks Behind Homeplate. #MLB Reality Show
TORNADO, KS – As the viewing screens we absorb sports in grow larger and higher in definition, I find that rather than highlighting the game […]
Replaceable Friday: Nobody Cares About Your Fantasy Team.
UNIVERSAL STUDIOS E-WALK – As I lick my wounds and brace for more disappointment from my teams, I’d like to continue the trend of talking […]
Replacement Fridays: Can’t Miss Guys Who Never Were
LAS CRUCES, NM – The hype around the NFL Draft, which has now taken on the stylings of a Mardi Gras celebration – except no […]