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DIFFERENT MATT IN GROUP THERAPY

March 27, 2010 The Matts 12

by Different Matt SCOTTSDALE, AZ – For those of you that think winning cures all that ails you, I beg to differ. After all, I […]

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ROGER & ME: A BRAVE BASEBALL STORY

March 26, 2010 The Matts 24

by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis TAMPA, FL – Hot Dogs and Baseball are as seemingly synonymous as Ruth and Gehrig, except when the very hungry Atlanta […]

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HIDE YOUR WOMEN, CRO-MART IS COMING

March 20, 2010 The Matts 16

“Did the rabbit die?!” NEW YORK, NY – The recent NFL free agent and trading period brought a former Pro Bowl cornerback with a made-for-the-tabloids […]

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BRACKETS FOR DUMMIES: MARCH MADNESS 101

March 18, 2010 The Matts 36

by Jillian “YaMotha” Brooks ANN ARBOR, MI – Each year when the clock strikes March the smell of sweat, rubber soled high-tops, and Gatorade enters […]

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ALERT: BASEBALL IS A DRUG WITH YOUNG FANS

March 13, 2010 The Matts 20

MeetTheMatts.com nephew, Sean Pericles McCarthy, turned 12 just after Christmas. He is an avid sports fan with severe Met-itis, which was ensured by his MTM […]

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A BASEBALL CAROL

March 11, 2010 The Matts 51

by Different Matt A man is heard talking on the phone behind a closed office door. The name on the door reads O. MINAYA The […]

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TALL MATT TUESDAY: TUCKS PADS PARK

March 9, 2010 The Matts 0

by Tall Matt NEW YORK, NY – I am too young to remember Robert F. Kennedy as a US Senator from New York State. Yes, […]

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FAVORITE FAT ATHLETES

March 4, 2010 The Matts 39

PieÅ¡Å¥any, Slovakia – We’re here at the famous ancient spa, trying to get in shape and hoping to bump into former NHL star and current […]

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A MARINE HELPS US MAKEOVER NEXT WINTER OLYMPICS

February 27, 2010 The Matts 18

MALVERNE, NY – On this web-thing that is MeetTheMatts.com, we dote on supposed sports heroes, make fun of them when they fall and giggle at […]

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TIGER'S BAD ACTING AND WORST OLYMPIAN EVER

February 20, 2010 The Matts 0

“For all that I have done, I am so sorry.” -Tiger Woods GROUSE MOUNTAIN, CANADA – It’s somewhat ironic that the protagonists of this Saturday […]

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