Gymnasts in Tights, Michael Phelps the Freak, Mark Sanchez Like Herpes

August 12, 2016 Ben Whitney 32

WHITE PLAINS, NY – B-Dubs (aka Ben Whitney)  here to introduce a new feature called: Cheers Bro, Aw Hell No, & Man, I Don’t Know… […]

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B-Dubs Pinch Hits and Babble re Aaron Rodgers, Yanks, Mets Olivia Munn

August 5, 2016 Ben Whitney 13

WESTCHESTER, NY – When they (the brass) need a pinch hitter for Mr. Friday, aka Different Matt, they call in B-Dubs. Different Matt misses so […]

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Yankees Marble Tale, Trade Talk, Jets Still Suck at QB with Ryan Fitzpatrick

July 30, 2016 Ben Whitney 6

FLORHAM PARK, NJ – So Ryan Fitzpatrick signed! Hurrah! The J-E-T-S ceiling is again 2nd place in their division, 10 wins, and a Wild Card […]

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Brian Cashman Interview re A-Rod, Jay Z, Scott Boras, Brian McCann, CC

July 20, 2016 Ben Whitney 13

NEW YORK, NY – Good morning. Angry Ward is off this week on a doctor-mandated yoga retreat in Tulum, dealing with some anger issues. In […]

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54 Days Until Football Season. Mets and Yanks Trade Partners?

July 16, 2016 Ben Whitney 13

NEW YORK, NY – Oh crap, I just remembered I’m supposed to write something for MTM. Dammit, I only have two hours. The last thing I […]

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Kevin Durant is a B!tch

July 8, 2016 Ben Whitney 35

WESTCHESTER, NY – I come from a pretty competitive bloodline. When we East Coast Whitneys visit our West Coast relatives out in West Marin, California, […]

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Hey Yankees, Don’t be the NY Rangers at MLB Trading Deadline

June 30, 2016 Ben Whitney 20

WESTCHESTER, NY – As the MLB Trading Deadline approaches and the New York Yankees hover around .500, the Bronx brass has a decision to make. […]

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Cleveland Cavaliers: Pondering LeBron and Return to Decades of Losing

June 25, 2016 Ben Whitney 8

With the injuries mounting, Junoir Blaber will be back on Tuesday, subbing for Big Al Sternberg – who is out with “body knocks.” Thankfully, we […]

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Bengasm re Yanks, Bobby Bonilla, Game of Thrones, Trump, Syndergaard

June 18, 2016 Ben Whitney 9

Whenever I see the MeetTheMatts.com website, I remember the day I met Short Matt. I pulled him out of a gutter in Hong Kong and […]

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