PASS THE PEPTO
By Rex O’Rourke THE BRONX, N.Y. – 1:15 am – My brain hurts, my stomach aches, basically what I’m saying is that the Yankees/Angels series […]
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MET CASTOFF DISPOSES OF SMELLY SOX
By Rex O’Rourke LONDON, ENGLAND – With apologies to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, it’s time for another song parody from Rex (with a little […]
THREE THINGS THAT DRIVE ME NUTS
By Rex O’Rourke Rapid City, SD – THE FIRST THING that drives me nuts is all the talk about restructuring the MLB playoff system. The […]
GO ASK ALICE WHEN SHE'S TEN FEET TALL
By Rex O’Rourke The Mayo Clinic – Let’s face it. It is one stressful sports world. It’s stressful for the players, management, fans, media, and […]
THE BRONX IS BURNING
By Rex O’Rourke 161ST AND RIVER AVENUE – Alright, enough is enough. I’ve taken it easy on you Mutt fans for many a rant. I’ve […]
NFL A TO Z
By Rex O’Rourke Canton, Ohio A is for Atlanta. You won’t be sneaking up on anybody this year. Enjoy those road games at Dallas, The […]
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
By Rex O’Rourke The Swamp in Joisey With my wife out for dinner with friends, and cats Yogi and Scooter by my side, I settled […]
LAWYERS, GUNS AND MONEY
By Rex O’Rourke Williamsport, Pa. First of all, Plaxico, ah Plaxico; don’t you wish you pulled a gun in L.A.? Just ask O.J. Simpson, Robert […]
WHAT'S UP WITH THE UMPS?
By Rex O’Rourke The Bronx, N.Y. What in the name of Nestor Chylak Jr. is going on around here? Shane Victorino gets tossed from 300 […]