Cam James

Cam James hails from Missouri and is a down-the-line St. Louis fan: Rams, Cards, Blues… Thus his occasional “Ram Rules” column. He hates Kansas basketball,  lives in Denver, been a wrestler, dabbled in Ultimate Fighting and plays hardball. Oh, and he’s Opie Taylor white.

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When The Luck Runs Out. All-Time Favorite Bankrupt Athletes from Evander Kane to Latrell Sprewell

January 15, 2021 Cam James 0

SMOKE ‘EM, CO – Powerball tickets… got ’em. Mega Millions tickets… got ’em. Fantasy Football championship… got it (with a 5-8 regular season record, which […]

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#COVID Carousel Hot Seat Hot Takes: Who Should Get Fired, Who Should Stay.

December 11, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – It’s firing season! Coaches are jumping on carousels. NBA contracts aren’t being renewed. Entire baseball leagues are disappearing left and right. NCAA […]

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Like A Mets Closer, I Couldn’t Finish. Plus, Art Modell, Dave Chappelle, Yogi Berra, Alec Baldwin

November 6, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Approximately one in four MTM contributors over twelve experience column dysfunction after four beers. Normally, I drink more beers, as that usually […]

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WTFTNFSMD!!! NFC Least, NFL’s Flaccid Fools; Giants v Eagles or Trump v Biden

October 23, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO  – The weekend, before last I spent four days walking tirelessly in pursuit of the only thing more elusive than a NFC Least […]

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GOLF Is The Greatest Four-Letter Word & More Entertaining Sports Language

September 18, 2020 Cam James 1

DENVER, CO – Next up in the scrambled, out-of-place 2020 sports schedule is the U.S. Open. For some reason, half of the readers of this […]

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Our Kids’ Kids’ Terrifying Future: Mark McGwire, Kanye West, XFL, ST. Louis Blues, Joe Namath?

August 7, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?  Where’s Waldo?  Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Dude, Where’s my Car?  What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?  […]

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BREAKING SPORTS NEWS: I Ate Inside A Restaurant!

May 31, 2020 Cam James 0

NOTE: Cam James is stepping in for Cheesy Bruin, who as reported yesterday, had a softball in his throat. Not kidding. GUNNISON, CO – I […]

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Bunting the Economy Open With Jackie Robinson & MLB Greatest Bunters

April 17, 2020 Cam James 1

Bunting the Economy Open With Jackie Robinson & MLB Greatest Bunters

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The Baseball Cheaters: Ban. Them. All.

January 15, 2020 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – Stiff. Astonishing. Harsh. Hard-line. Unprecedented. These are all adjectives used to describe the punishment received by the Houston Astros. All of them […]

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Retirement Friday: Antonio Brown, Phillip Rivers, Richie Icognito. PLUS Eli’s Future

November 8, 2019 Cam James 0

DENVER, CO – It’s Friday. For some ludicrous reason people in our country seem to like Friday more than any other day of the week. […]

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