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Replaceable Friday: Nobody Cares About Your Fantasy Team.

May 17, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

UNIVERSAL STUDIOS E-WALK – As I lick my wounds and brace for more disappointment from my teams, I’d like to continue the trend of talking […]

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Replacement Fridays: Can’t Miss Guys Who Never Were

May 3, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

LAS CRUCES, NM – The hype around the NFL Draft, which has now taken on the stylings of a Mardi Gras celebration – except no […]

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Replacement Matt: Will The Nets Ever Have Fans? Will They Replace The Knicks?

April 19, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – We are in the midst of perhaps the most exciting time of the year in sports; the NBA and NHL Playoffs are […]

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Replacement Matt Friday: What’s Your Walk-Up Song?

April 5, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SALT MINES, SIBERIA – Much like our esteemed colleague Ben Whitney, my subject this week will be inspired by Elvis Andrus’ curious choice of walk […]

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Replacement Matt on Opening Day: Greatest Replacements in History

March 28, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – Since the beginning of this site I have somehow been given the designation of Replacement Matt, basically because I shared a (lack […]

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Replacement Matt Pinch-Hit Dingers re Mets, Knicks, Giants and Rangers

March 14, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

SUBURBIA, NJ – Once again I’ve been asked to step in and cover for the one alleged “sports-writing professional” on this site… who is absent […]

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Things In Sports We Will Never See Again: Bo, The Splinter, Lefty, Ali, Meet_The_Matts

Things In Sports We Will Never See Again: Bo, The Splinter, Lefty, Ali

February 21, 2019 Replacement Matt 1

SUBURBIA, NJ – After reading my esteemed colleague Angry Ward’s piece on great gambling fixes in history and touching on the 1980 Olympic Hockey team […]

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Spring Training Dispatch: Mets Crowd at Duffy’s in St. Lucie Saddest In The Universe?

February 15, 2019 Replacement Matt 0

NOTE: A flu-ridden MTM Edit Staff was tardy to the task today, after spewing waste from all orifices. To that “end,” Replacement Matt has heroically […]

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Sports Justice Handed Down On: Knicks, Mets, Giants, Boston, Kaepernick, Manning

August 26, 2017 Replacement Matt 0

BROOKLYN, NY  – In response to my recent comments on our esteemed scribes’ posts here, Management has asked me to return to the fray… so […]

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He’s Not Your Friend… Guy. Politics, Sports, Boss Bashing and South Park Collide

July 21, 2016 The Matts 14

By Tall Matt & Replacement Matt NEW YORK, NY – In the spirit of recent plagiarism, we’ll abscond with this familiar line from the 2008 […]

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