ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WE’RE GONNA FIND OUT WHO’S NAUGHTY AND NICE
THE NORTH POLE – In our never-ending quest to get you the hottest breaking sports scoops first, The Matts sent a pair of bald elfin […]
TEXAS TWO-STEP: I GOTS BASEBALL JONES
by Dr. Diz (or is it Ed Diz?) TORRINGTON, CONNECTICUT – Here in the jewel of the Naugatuck Valley, this is when it sets in. […]
L.A. PLAYS CHICKEN WITH THE NFL
by West Coast Craig SAN GABRIEL VALLEY – It’s been fifteen years since Georgia Frontiere and Al Davis became so upset that SoCal taxpayers refused […]
THE TIGER WOODS DRIVING ACADEMY
By Rex O’Rourke Orlando, Fl – As I’m sure you are aware by now, Tiger Woods was involved in a one car accident in the […]
CHEERIO, PIPP-PIPP, AND ALL THAT ROT
by Philview & The Philly Phanatic PHILADELPHIA, PA – It remains, almost eighty-five years later; one of America’s greatest sports legends. As the story goes, […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: LEFTOVERS
MYLANTALAND, NY – It’s Friday and I’m assuming this site’s traffic will tank like a Production Assistant going d@wn on David Letterman. For those of […]
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MATTVILLE, USA – As Grandma Erna talks quilts, Aunt Lila serves up the homemade applesauce and Uncle Bernie pops a Schaeffer, we can’t help but […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE SECOND ANNUAL GOLDEN TURKEY AWARDS
WICHITA, KS – Welcome to the luxurious Braidwood Inn in beautiful downtown Wichita for the 2nd Annual Golden Turkey Awards. These Thanksgiving-themed trophies go to […]
BIG BROTHER AND THE NO FUN LEAGUE
by Missy-Jill Dixie & Ed Diz (Missy and Ed happened to be at a biz conference together – no hanky-panky was involved. Allegedly.) SAN ANTONIO, […]
THANKS GIVING
by West Coast Craig PLYMOUTH, MA – With baseball season a month past, the first Pilgrims were starved for sports entertainment. Fortunately, out of the […]