ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: I CAN’T FIGHT THIS FEELING ANYMORE
CHAMPAIGN, IL—Been too nice for too long. Rage has been piling up like back issues of Mad Magazine. Something’s gotta give. It’s time for a […]
TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: FEELING A LITTLE OLDER TODAY
PHILADELPHIA, PA – We had another post planned, of course. We were going to talk about the first week, the Mets’ opener, and the idiocy […]
DEVOURING TIME, BLUNT THOU THE LION’S PAWS
by West Coast Craig Avon — That’s right, I’m throwing a little Shakespeare at y’all this morning. This year’s Masters had already plucked the keen […]
WHY CAN'T I SEE THE MASTERS?
Augusta Ga. – Why can’t I see the Masters? Why did Tiger Woods complete his round on Friday 2 hours before ESPN went on the […]
WE WATCHED MUCHO BASEBALL & SPORTS WITH NEW CABLE!!!
CABLE TV IN LIVING ROOM, USA – Yowza, yowza, yowza! This Cable TV thing is crazy! Since we just moved into our new digs, we […]
"OBVIOUSLY, I PLAY FOR THE YANKEES."
by: Sam’s-A-Fan LINCOLN, NE – “Obviously, I play for the Yankees.” Truer words were never spoken. When Joba Chamberlain was out driving around drunk, talking […]
YANKEE JOE'S 10 HARD FACTS RE SHITI FIELD, THE MUTTS & THE WINNIGEST TEAM EVER
The Bronx, NY – Eureka! The Matts have done something bigger then Obama getting into the White House. They freed me to speak to the […]
BREAKING NEWS-RING CEREMONY
by Philview and The Phanatic Citizens Bank Park, PA – 2:20PM This is something that you New Yorkers have not been able to experience since […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: PREVIEWS OF COMING DISTRACTIONS
FLUSHING, NY—The baseball season is finally underway, and the Mets are off to a (insert appropriate adjective here) 1-0 start. While it’s never too soon […]
ONE GAME MATTERS
PHILTHYDELPHIA, PA – As Philview and The Phanatic will tell you, one game does indeed matter. The Mets would readily concur. Two consecutive years of […]