FALLEN HERO’S COLLATERAL DAMAGE: THE CHILDREN
CARNAGE, USA – Tall Matt has three kids of various ages, genders and sizes (he’s the Shawn Kemp of MTM). Cookie just added a second […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: DOO-DOO THE RIGHT THING?
ARLINGTON, TX– The constant B.S. surrounding steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs in Major League Baseball is getting so deep we all better put on life […]
UNEVEN FAIRWAYS
AUGUSTA NATIONAL – Professional sports offer the devotee many escapes from mundane lives and we gamely latch on like the babies to the breast. A […]
THE PEE-WEE BASKETBALL DIARIES
by West Coast Craig SILVERLAKE, CA –  Could there be a less important day in sports than Pro Bowl Sunday? This is the lamest […]
Here We Go Again
By Rex O’Rourke San Francisco Ca. – Does Barry Bonds get it? Mark McGwire? Roger Clemens? Alex Rodriguez? Do they understand what a forgiving; some […]
ALEX, I'LL TAKE SPORTS' DIVORCES FOR $200…
GREEN BAY, WI – Just seeing the NHL blurb re Sean Avery’s potential return to the NY Rangers, based on the dissolution of his Dallas deal, had […]
Cookie's Corner: TOP 10 THINGS THAT YOU SHOULDN’T SEE AT YOUR NEW STADIUM.. BUT YOU WILL.
MEMORY LANE, NYC - As we eagerly await the last few days ‘til pitchers and catchers report, we also wonder what the new NY baseball […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: BROKEN PROMISES
NEW YORK, NY—I know that today’s headline reads like one of those phony movie titles from Seinfeld, but it really has to do with this […]
JOSE REYES MAKES MATTS LIKE METS
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL – The Super Bowl has come and gone. Hockey and Basketball are not yet interesting. It’s still a bit rainy in Florida, […]
HEADLINES BODY FOUND IN TOPLESS BAR II: SUPERBOWL EDITION
by a thoroughly exhausted West Coast Craig RAZING ARIZONA – The Phoenix Tribune PHOENIX RISES FROM ASHES, CRASHES AND BURNS – The Arizona Dispatch OBAMA […]