REX'S BLUE PLATE PROP BET SPECIAL
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANGRY WARD! by Rex O’Rourke WATCH AND LEARN MIAMI, FL – One of my favorite aspects of The Super Bowl is the prop […]
FEBRUARY AIN'T OCTOBER: IT'S A SUCKY TIME IN SPORTS
by Junior Blaber NEW YORK, NY – February is the WORST month of the year for sports, especially New York sports, and it makes me […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: TEN SPORTS COMMANDMENTS (MOSTLY)
MT. SINAI, EGYPT – Sick of the weather and in need of some sun, I took the MeetTheMatts.com assignment to high tail it to Egypt […]
HOLY HANGOVER: SUPER BOWL SUNDAYS SUCK
COMMON SENSE, USA – Is there anything worse than going to work on Monday morning with a hangover – aside from going to work with […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: AN OPEN LETTER TO THE WILPONS
NEW YORK, NY – For those of you non-Mets fans out there, I’m sorry for this departure from sports-in-general to focus on our own personal […]
HOCKEY PLAYERS GONE WILD: BAD BOY HAWKS
John Madden flexes, Patrick Kane entertains. MY KIND OF TOWN, IL – Despite our growing disdain for analysts and post-game shows, we found ourselves watching […]
A PROPOSAL FOR JOHNNY DAMON
by West Coast Craig ONEONTA, NY – I figure it’s a good time to talk a little baseball. Let’s start with the in-the-news Johnny Damon. […]
THREE PET PEEVES
by Rex O’Rourke MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA – Tennis’ Australian Open just concluded down here with and while it’s a great sport with good-looking athletes sinking or […]
THE BEST PUCKING WINTER GAMES EVER!
By Different Matt SOUTH DILDO, CANADA – In keeping with this week’s themes of alcohol-fueled articles, I’m taking a crack at my own alcohol-inspired, Olympic-themed […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]